couch beat

Verb. To insert your penis in between two couch cushions, with or without lubrication. Then, you proceed to thrust back and forth in said couch, as if you were fucking a girl. Some people prefer to go raw, or use a sock for easy clean-up!
That guy Frank got a pete burn from couch beat.
by Feetbeater6911 October 01, 2015
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Beating the J

when someone is lying
by Young Quarnale September 28, 2022
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Beat it Butterscotch

A slang term originally used by anonymous. Because everybody knows nobody likes butterscotch

Brother 1: Would like a Butterscotch candy?

Brother 2: Get out of my
Brother 1: Would like a Butterscotch candy?

Brother 2: Get out of my room

Brother 1: You didn't answer my question

Brother 2: Beat it Butterscotch
by ccccool September 16, 2023
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beat me freak

A person who likes being beat on for fun or sexual pleasure
Emma: Look at Jenny play fight with Jeff.
Lisa: God she’s a pick me and a beat me freak.
by UnknownEmo November 17, 2022
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beat freak

someone who literally just gets high, cleans and makes beats.
oh do u know Mackenzie & Sean? ugh they’re such fucking beat freaks! they do be living they best life doe....
by knziboots April 08, 2020
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Da Beats

A slang term for diabetes. Most commonly used by members of team disease.
" Beth totally got Da Beats from a magical mars bar"

"should Beth be having that donut, she's got Da Beats"

"Da Beats sure makes Beth Tired"
by see.dot February 26, 2009
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'Beat Cynwalker Day' occurs on January 26th. You are able to, on this day, subject "Cynwalker" to any kind of bodily harm you desire without legal troubles or apparent motive. Have fun, and release your frustration about Murder Drones EP7 in a constructive and healthy way instead of finding other unhealthy coping mechanisms. 'Beat Cynwalker Day' is on its way to become a national holiday worldwide.
Rave: Grrr grrr I hate Cynwalker so much, I wish today was Beat Cynwalker/Cyssa/Tescyn Day.
desk: Bro, today IS Beat Cynwalker Day.
Rave: OH HELL YEAH
by deskspaced June 30, 2024
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