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jump-off night

The night before Valentines day when you take out the person you're sleeping with behind your husband/wife/girlfriend/boyfriend's back see jump off. Because you can't take them out on Valentine's Day, so you have to take them out the night before. Jump-off night activities include renting a hotel room by the hour and buying your Boo slutty crotch-less panties.
My boyfriend refused to take me out for Valentine's Day. When I badgered him for a month straight about why he finally confessed that him and wife of five years have had long-standing plans on Valentines Day at their favorite restaurant and he could only take me out the night before. That's when I realized that not only that I was his jump-off night lay.
by zolabean February 26, 2011
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two night house

a house that is built overnight. often in a setting with a whole row of houses identical to one another. in an area full of lower class people who they're rich because their house is big-ish, when really, that house was put over night by a rather shitty team of construction workers.
the houses in The Colony, Texas

Ben: man, my house is awesome, ya'll should come check it out
Matt: i heard its a two night house.
Ben: shit.
by That Girl That Stalked You March 20, 2011
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a Kelly Night

a Kelly night usually involves the disappearance of clothes- whether it be due to a challenge, a strip ps3 or sport game, or just the annoyance of clothes. It also involves a ridiculous amount of fast food, and of course a ton of alcohol.
"So we ended up playing strip tiger woods and then I woke up naked, with evidence that I ate TWO whataburgers, fries, and a honey butter bisquit spent over 15 dollars.... I had a Kelly Night."
by DELA0404 October 23, 2011
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The Good Night Show

A defunct television programming block for preschoolers, which aired on the Sprout channel (previously known as PBS Kids Sprout). It was designed to help preschoolers get ready for bedtime.1 The block featured recurring themes based on preschoolers' nightly routines, such as dreams, brushing teeth, and cleaning up before bed
Unlike the channel's other blocks, The Good Night Show was repeated twice over the course of each night. Throughout the block, viewers (referred to as "Sproutlets") were encouraged to participate in host-led games, songs, crafts, and lessons in yoga and sign language.
by SPrice1980 January 15, 2023
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Good night

by anonymous January 17, 2023
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Soju Night

A ‘soju night’ refers to a Friday night in the city of Melbourne, where cheap alcohol is illegally purchased and consumed by U/18 high school students. After drinking, participants in the soju night must be careful not to get kidnapped by 40 year old men, drain all of their phone battery, run out of money for the Uber home, or get caught by their parents. A massive hangover will occur the following day often accompanied by a McDonald’s shift.
Zak: you down for a soju night this week?
Yeshi: I can’t I have to sleepover at my boyfriends
Zak: fuck that cunt
by Yeshis Husband January 18, 2023
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harrison night rider

Term given to a female who has slept with black men yet she uses racist words in her daily speaking. Harrison Arkansas is consideted most racist city in america.
Amy you are a Harrison Night Rider! How can you say nigger yet you fucked how many black guys?
by THE JERALDS LOVE HANK January 18, 2023
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