Mary headoned

Past tense for when a female wears a shirt with words on it and proceeds to judge you for trying to read their shirt. Telling you to stop looking at their chest.

Dude, did you see her rack?
Of course I did, didn't you see me just get mary headoned?

by Urbandictionary🅱 May 8, 2018

Bloody Blumkin Mary

Eating out a female while onst her period and taking a shit!

Hey mom, I finally got a Bloody Blumkin Mary on my lunch break today.

by FluidMotionFlow July 11, 2025

St Mary's Bishops Stortford

facts:
-Located in your mum
-school is 2km wide(like ur mums vag)
-Wreaks of warm breath and sweaty eyelids
-The place where people go to lotion their mum
-ran by a horse
-Ran by teachers with their cheds out
-equivalent of when your washing ur face and water drips down ur elbows

It is a school where dedicated to achieving excellence for all

kid: do you st mary's
me: yes and so does ur mum
kid:cries cos st mary's bishops stortford is so good
me:like ur mum

by mumstealingyalist May 5, 2022

Mary jah wanna

Sounded out version of marijuana

Hey dude. Wanna try some mary jah wanna

by BigNigga812 June 7, 2018

Mary June

sex addict. innocent and cheerful but has weird fetishes. good friend. another word for horny

"Horny? You must be a Mary June."
"Yes sorry, I'm a Mary June."

by Lilymothy June 8, 2021

Maddi Marie

Maddi Marie is a great, loyal person who loves to act and film and dance, that sort of thing. She is very sweet, entertaining, and outgoing, but her feelings are easily hurt. She's never the popular girl, and she doesn't want to be.

"Oh, look, it's Maddi Marie!"

by Youtuber1314 November 4, 2013

Bloody Mari

Is a virgin little bitch who thinks her and her flat ass and no titties is cute.When shes neva had a real vato in her life..so when this uglii bitch mari aquino is on her period shes bloody mari!!

Mari: "Hey Dana omg last night this guy was with me at the club and he my new man"
GUy: "Hell no..dat bytches back sticks out farther than her ass she a fat ass bytch"
Dana:"haha..shes on her period..bloody mari is a desperate fat ass"

by 7ii7 p7aYbOii March 26, 2009