J Stamp

Judging someone.

I am not telling him about that because he's just going to put the J stamp on it.

by speakout09 December 19, 2008

gettin the j done

Hooking up with a chick, working your magic on that bitch, and gettin that d wet.

Well, were you gettin the j done or pussying out, man?

by Mighty Mighty Motherf***er January 17, 2009

J-Dubya

To give marajuana

To bestow knighthood

J-Dubya

Dub me J - (give me a joint)

: I dub the sir J (to knight)

by Jeremy D Walters January 16, 2009

[j-bomb]

Description of someone that breaks an industrial strength office toilet and runs out of the office without washing up. Named for an individual whose first name is Jens, the most rancid co-worker ever.

Did that guy just drop a j-bomb? The fucking toilet is overflowing.

by mr-leo October 16, 2008

veever j

slang term for vagina

you see the veever j on that back there? nice

by kyle_mitchell October 22, 2008

J. Gates

Slang for someone who is a shade or an all around liability. Also see melt and niglet.

Look at that jackass acting like a melt.
Yeah, he's being a J. Gates.
Oh, that makes sense.

by Webster138 October 26, 2008

Messy J

A PCP laced joint dipped in formaldehyde.

Dude rolls a messy J in the bathroom - goes outside for a toke and starts to spew esoteric bullshit to anyone who will listen.

by braille February 28, 2013