shovel play

The act of taking a shovel and shoving it up your rectum as an act of sexual pleasure.

“Have you heard what Taylor did the other day with Jordan? They love shovel play”

by suedylan December 6, 2024

Ghost Play

An action that has no utility to the person making that action, and no utility to any person affected by that action

Ordering a #1 meal from chick fil a and leaving the store after getting your drink: ghost play.

by 12347385747391hohn January 6, 2022

Playing Minecraft

To commit a mass shooting.

(Derivative of the “in Minecraft” jokes.)

On June 12, 2016. Al-Martha Lorrainadam began Playing Minecraft at the Gay bar in Florida.

by MarthaSpeaksAndIListen May 19, 2024

Play It Closer

Waiting until closer to the time of the event to make an decision.

I guess we can't play Apex tonight. Wait let's "play it closer" before we say that.

by Callyce01 February 28, 2019

Veteran Play

Doing something for the greater good, even at the sacrifice of your own integrity.

Broski: Hey man, we’re already going to lose this game, just make a veteran play and dribble the time away so we can leave sooner.

by EatShitBazinga April 11, 2019

soft play hotdesking

Taking your work with you when you take your children to an indoor soft play centre, for example paperwork or laptop, and doing said work whilst the children are playing.

Today I saw several parents soft play hotdesking when I took my children to the indoor play centre.

by llamacroft October 13, 2014

Playing Convertibles

When 2 straight guys hold their dinks out, touching tip to tip and take turns rolling their skin / foreskin on an off the tip.

Oh those two lazy bastards, they're too busy "playing convertibles" to get off their asses and come to the BBQ, party, club etc etc

Why don't you two losers stop bothering me and get back to your game of "playing convertibles"

by Not playin convertibles July 29, 2011