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University of Michigan

Umich

Great school more known for its graduate schools and programs rather than undergrad. LSA is a joke to get into, Ross is all about connections, and engineering is the only valid school. Majority of the student body is pretentious and stupid, only 15% of their undgrad student body will get a job while the other 85% will cry about how they’re a public Ivy. In reality they’re one level above Michigan State University. University of Michigan is the loser competing in a league below them, once they punch up to literally any other t20 school they go back to crying about being a public Ivy. Always trying to brag about being a University of Michigan student or alum. In other words, the embodiment of the kid who peaked in high school.
Hey Gus, did you know that I went to University of Michigan. Specifically Ross business school! I know I’m so overqualified since I went to a public Ivy.

Hey Andrew, no one cares about where you went to school. And big deal 80% of this firm either went to MSU, Umich, or an Ivy for business school. You’re not special.
by Slicrick14 June 16, 2022
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Yap University

A place you go to master the art of yapping
Bro has a Masters in Yapology from Yap University
by CashCop January 1, 2024
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universality

The quality or state of being applicable, understood, or experienced by all entities or members of a particular group, regardless of individual differences. (noun)

Pertaining to or characteristic of the whole universe; applicable or existing everywhere. (adjective)

Without limitations or restrictions, being valid or recognized everywhere. (adver.)

In a literary sense, "universality" refers to the quality of themes, motifs, or elements within a work of literature that transcend specific cultures, times, or individual experiences. It denotes the capacity of a literary work to resonate with readers across diverse backgrounds, allowing them to find common ground in shared aspects of the human condition.
"The author skillfully wove a universality theme of love and loss into the narrative, creating a literary work that resonates with readers from various walks of life." (literary)

"The principle of fairness and justice is universality recognized as a cornerstone of ethical behavior, transcending cultural boundaries and societal norms." (adverb)

"The universality of the author's storytelling captivates readers, as the themes explored resonate deeply with the shared experiences of humanity."" (adj.)

"The universality of the novel's themes, addressing love, loss, and resilience, contributes to its widespread appeal and ability to connect with readers from various cultural backgrounds." (noun)
by akromaniacly January 24, 2024
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University of Detroit

A “college” that a bunch of stinky little piss babies go to to get their stinky little piss degrees. Grads from here are know to have the WORST take on anything and everything, and most likely have underlying trauma and or mental illness.
Yo this guy from The University of Detroit told me that medication for mental disorders is dumb and that I’ll feel better if I stop taking my medication and use my brain. What an idiot.
by hon3yb33 October 23, 2022
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universal gift

When you go shopping high and you end up with something completely useless yet can't return it and don't want to throw it away so you save it and gift it.
Peter: whatcha gonna do with that post-christmas gingerbread house kit? Gary: keep it as a universal gift for someone like my grandma or cousin next year. Peter: ya, I regifted one of those this year to my teacher. Gary: Nice.
by Endless Summertime January 1, 2011
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Universe Reset

A group of highly unstable retards whose only job is to make one person's life a living hell. Also known as "gangbanging" him/her into hopeless despair of ones useless fucking life. One invested with about twenty six alternate accounts mostly maid by the princess herself.
"Hey do you know about Universe Reset?"
"You mean those retards who can't tell a word from a letter?"
"Yup."
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Midwestern State University

A place where all the fucking geese in the northern hemisphere migrate to when it gets to cold.
Did you see all those fuckin geese poo on the ground at Midwestern State University
by Theadore guisel December 6, 2022
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