Canned White Russian

When you invite a Russian man over to have sex with your wife and then you drink his cum out of her asshole afterwards.

Friend: Did I see Igor, that Russian guy from the gym, coming out of your house this morning?
Me: Yeah, I invited him over for a Canned White Russian last night.

by Onskeigh November 29, 2024

can fodder

reading material only ever likely to be consumed in the toilet

Don't throw that magazine away yet. Put it as can fodder in the bog.

by Mivoat December 16, 2010

Can of Busted Biscuits

When over weight people wear clothes that are to small for them and extremely to tight.

Damn Keith look at that girl, she looks like a can of busted biscuits!

by Foot fungus February 6, 2025

Bubble was never published. I seriously would like to know why. If you can not be that considerate, I will gladly delete Urban dictionary and all its links from my device.

Fu assholes

Fu Bubble was never published. I seriously would like to know why. If you can not be that considerate, I will gladly delete Urban dictionary and all its links from my device.

by Spun Sideways July 7, 2018

I can draw anything

Describes a person that can draw anything,
example like kogito.

Kogito: "I can draw anything"
Person: "Kogito can draw anything"

by 02dcs October 31, 2023

fat can

A big £5 exhaust tip from Halfords. Usually used by ALL chavs.

"Tom's Corsa has a fat can on it. He's clearly a chav."

by Jackie Chan73829 June 10, 2018

a can of whoopass

A phrase the wrestler Stone Cold would say

Stone cold is gonna open a can of whoopass on you!

by UnosMemingos July 19, 2022