funky bum muffin

Pertaining to an extraordinarily foul smelling bowel movement.

"Jesus, that cat just laid a funky bum muffin"

by Wyatt/Black December 9, 2008

milky bum

When a male ejaculates inside the female anus.

i made my girl have a right milky bum last night!!

by ellass_xox June 29, 2016

bum dinggy

something that is just aiight...

I went to this gourmet resteraunt, but all the fodd turned out to be bum dinggy

by Blaze54901 July 29, 2007

The bum sniper

An urban Scottish legend who preys on women at night. He’s usually seen bollock naked with a gas mask on. He catches his prey by blowing paralysis darts on his preys bum cheeks.

“Boss I can’t come into work today as my arse is in tatteres, restricting me from sitting down, this was the handiwork of the bum sniper.”

by Jeremy van foreskin October 19, 2022

Bum fun

Its something boys like you do to each other because your such a sicko homo and because in truth a girl wouldn't touch you anyway

Its not bum fun unless over 7 inches up

by Anal fairy September 3, 2018

Bum bun

Turd. Excrement.

Did you see that dog drop a bum bun on my lawn?

by Hoddess5024 August 31, 2022

Stinky Bum

Hobo stinky man! So stinky!

I see a stinky bum under the bridge

by What a pseudonym?? September 27, 2019