A person who makes plans with multiple different people or groups, but ends up with the one with the most advantageous predicted outcome.
Sam: What are you doing tonight?
Pat: Going out with Alex, Dave, and Matt. Wanna join us?
Sam: Definitely, but Dave told me he was going to the sold-out concert. Maddy gave him her extra ticket.
Pat: That makes sense. Dave has always been in the Better Offer Club
Sam: Agreed. He’s the CEO of the BOC
Pat: Going out with Alex, Dave, and Matt. Wanna join us?
Sam: Definitely, but Dave told me he was going to the sold-out concert. Maddy gave him her extra ticket.
Pat: That makes sense. Dave has always been in the Better Offer Club
Sam: Agreed. He’s the CEO of the BOC
by New Edina Bailey February 25, 2022
Get the Better Offer Clubmug. Me: bro my gf just dumped me
Him: welcome back to the land-locked club bud.
or
Me: dude i just got a gf
my friend: you said you would never leave the land-locked club! c'mon
Him: welcome back to the land-locked club bud.
or
Me: dude i just got a gf
my friend: you said you would never leave the land-locked club! c'mon
by UNKNOWN BILLY November 29, 2023
Get the Land-locked clubmug. Poster Club is the best club at West Seattle High School. On Thursdays, they meet in the Library at lunch and room 202 after school. They also have free cookies.
by Poster Club November 21, 2021
Get the Poster Clubmug. This refers to the sudden waves of riff-raff which have been swarming resort towns with their stimulus money. Las Vegas is a perfect example to witness the 600 Club festivities. 9 times out of 10, you should expect 600 Club members to be black. All other members are trashy, country hicks.
Brand new 600 Club members, D’Andre & Roshanda, are cashing their stimulus checks so they can stay at Caesars Palace for $35 a night, smoke lots of weed, and just raise hell in Las Vegas for a week!
by Vegas Virus-19 September 12, 2020
Get the 600 Clubmug. The frog club is a place to have fun,be happy and talk about your problems.
It’s a LGBTQ+ safe place with a lot of weird people like me :)
It’s a LGBTQ+ safe place with a lot of weird people like me :)
by Frog_king February 22, 2021
Get the The frog clubmug. by Cheri The Cherry March 9, 2022
Get the Sassy Comfy Clubmug. An exclusive five dollar a month social circle within tech institutions where the engineers gather in a dimly lit kitchen around the "special" milk fridge. They gather in a cult like circular fashion while softly chanting "in code we trust, in coffee we bust".
Steve: *head nod to signal kitchen milk club meet*
Jim(Whispers): "Code has been reviewed and I'm ready to bust"
Jim(Whispers): "Code has been reviewed and I'm ready to bust"
by notANitelEmployee May 9, 2024
Get the Milk Clubmug.