A ham cookie is a medical condition that results in an individual testical being extremely flat from a rare birth defect.
Think of a confirmation wafer? Thats essentially what my left testical looks like. They've defined it on the internet as a 'ham cookie'
by Ramey1776 December 14, 2024
Get the ham cookiemug. by Nxf1 November 13, 2020
Get the Circus cookiemug. Somebody who engages in performative allyship in order to figuratively earn cookies from marginalized folks and/or other allies.
Given that Tracy is herself white, she looks like a huge cookie monster every time she goes and Facebook an announces how much she's fed up with white people.
by PoppyLand February 21, 2018
Get the cookie monstermug. Jim left a porch cookie out this morning and now there's a thief walking around with orange glitter superglued to his face.
by FrameDragging December 9, 2020
Get the porch cookiemug. All men wanna eat it then smash it all at once. Some boys wanna get at least more than one different cookie. I don't know why but I guess they like the taste.
I wanna taste your pink cookie
Lemme taste that delicious pink cookie of yours
When we get home lemme see your cookie
Damn that cookie taste gooooooooooood
Lemme taste that delicious pink cookie of yours
When we get home lemme see your cookie
Damn that cookie taste gooooooooooood
by Kawaiiella August 18, 2019
Get the Pink cookiemug. It's an exclamation shouted right after stealing the basketball from the offense. It originated around 1991-1993 and was related to the cookie crisp commercial in which the cookie crook tried to steal cookies from the breakfast table while his dog sidekick screamed cooooooooookies.
-Chris Allen @ceeayy
-Chris Allen @ceeayy
by CeeAyy December 31, 2016
Get the cookiesmug. 