brown chalk

chalksticks made by mixing turd & lime

My teacher had only green, blue, pink, orange & white chalksticks, so I gifted her brown chalk on teacher's day for colour coding

by Jumbled McGobbledygook April 23, 2021

Skrillen Brown

Come to my mates BBQ with me

Hey (insert hotties name here), do you wanna come to my mates bbq with me in June? Skrillen brown

by Yogiwolves May 5, 2021

Brown Recluse

A particularly stubborn turd that resists evacuation.

Everytime I eat Mexican food I struggle with a brown recluse.

by Nicholas Anthony May 6, 2021

Brown Surfer

When you flush the toilet and take a shit while the water is going down

in order to avoid a loud noise the james made a brown surfer.

by aden12 July 17, 2022

Chris Brown

To start a large scale project car and draw it out for years and years. To also buy something expensive after the slightest inconvenience.

I really don't want to Chris Brown my project car.

by HondanationZ July 29, 2022

brown beluga

A turd that is all big and knobby at one end but gradually tapers off at the other, resembling the body of a beluga whale.

There once was a man from Chattanooga,
Who dropped a fat brown beluga,
And when he was done,
He screamed just for fun,
"I once blew a guy in Kaluga!"

by Jack Atrophy August 4, 2022

Brown wheeler

Making a dip paste; such as mushrooms ands salt, to do some deep messy ass eating with

Her ass plug popped out and she proceeded to ask if I was ready to give her a brown wheeler

by Slono July 3, 2022