apple-nemesis

Apple nemesis are friends from not so long time ago that have more or less equivalent apples, but also have oposing ideologies. They are therefore always fighting with each other.

“Last night I went to a party and my apple-nemesis came too, so we began fighting for our apples”

by Tudieh October 14, 2017

apple

a crunchy read frut that is delish

may i have an apple

by big john 21 September 24, 2019

apple smacks

A joke in context to the honey smacks joke

You:Hey Billy ya want some apple smacks?
Billy:Yeah sure
You:*smacks* there you go

by Rider349 October 25, 2018

apple david

Apple David is when your vehicle stinks so bad that cops wont approach and give you a ticket

Sorry about the smell officer. I got these Apple Davids

by Professor DickDown July 2, 2022

apple

what do you think its a red fruit haven't you ever seen one no way you haven't have you ever been outside no i guessed right now my next question is do you have any bitches you don't so how about you go oustide and get some bitches and eat an apple while your at it

jimmy: mmmmmm that apple looks delicious can i have a bite. todd: no yoiu fucking idiot

by AEAEAEAEAAEAEAEEAEAEAEAEA November 26, 2022

crying apple

An apple that feels pain and cries when told that it isn’t a nice colour

The red and yellow apple became a crying apple when may called it a terrible name

by Anonymous1019181716 March 22, 2021

Apple peeler

A fruity slave that helps prepare food. (Generally used to refer to a homosexual)

Luis is an apple peeler!

by Animal P. February 15, 2018