Taking a shit and then hopping in the shower and using the shower to clean off your butthole, preferably with a jet setting.
Yeah, toilet paper is a scam. I just hop in the shower and do the ol' american bidet and then use a little soap.
by Jobungus October 3, 2023
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by Daily Planet Reporter August 28, 2012
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Canadian: no, you have Americanitis, go lose some weight
American: ok :(
Canadian: no, you have Americanitis, go lose some weight
American: ok :(
by Not si April 12, 2022
Get the Americanitis mug.A act of going to Vietnam to burn down a jungle take the ashes left over from the burning. Then bringing it back to the continental US to grind down and make bricks to then sell back to the country. Other countries have been used in the misty burning and devastated countries.
Holy shit Jared there are billions of dollars worth of American Bricks in this warehouse. Yes I know Jim we have a new shipment going to Iran next month.
by Make hawk November 14, 2019
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JoJo Siwa also had blonde long wavy hair and wore an black dress that would've looked perfect on Shabnam.
JoJo Siwa also had blonde long wavy hair and wore an black dress that would've looked perfect on Shabnam.
PERSON 1:Olivia rodrigo performed her song Traitor live at the American Music Awards!
person 2:yayayayayayayayayay the AMAS
person 2:yayayayayayayayayay the AMAS
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Get the american double barrel piledriver mug.When you forcefully make an individual drink the blood of an AR-15 while they are under the influence of many, many drugs.
British person walks past an American.
"Hey you!" Says the American, "I will American you. "
The American grabs his local AR-15 to go do the ritual.
"Hey you!" Says the American, "I will American you. "
The American grabs his local AR-15 to go do the ritual.
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