Pokey bum wank

When Ethan “pokey” parr vigorously prods his anus while masturbating with his thumb and index finger

When Ethan saw the guy, he knew he’d have to go for a pokey bum wank

by Spartanbot2000 September 20, 2018

pudding bum

An overly obese person. High definition in obesity

Ay that Lauren is a major pudding bum init

by oooochieee April 26, 2021

bum

1. A loser
2. Somebody who won't do a basic thing to stand out in society

Tommy: Alex won't watch football at all, even on Super Bowl Sunday
Daniel: Whatta bum

by Shecallmemrboombastic July 28, 2019

bum license

1. A license to panhandle that has to be purchased from a city.
2. Pertaining to new laws in the many cities in the United States that require you to have a license to beg for money.

Ford got his bum license for Cincinnati and put in a frame and hung it on the wall in his living room.
cop: excuse me mr. bum, I need to see your bum license.
bum: "runs away from the cop", stating, "I ain't got one you fuckin' pig.

by Ford Lawnmower November 7, 2007

Bum

Common phrase used to describe a beautiful lady.

John: hey look at that lady what a bum ;)
Derek: yeah she’s definitely a bum I’d give it to her

by Butthole27484 June 25, 2019

Bum

Someone who wastes your time money and effort while they don’t do shit

Half of you niggas are BUMS

by Cumbaby November 23, 2021

North Korean Bum Disease

This is when your bum swells up really badly and can cause huge pain. Its caught from smelling the farts of someone who already has North Korean Bum Disease. Can be treated with around 2 years of bum supplements.

Went to North Korea for a quick fuck, hope I don't catch North Korean Bum Disease.

by BumDisease101 May 22, 2018