A guy that had a sixpack when he was born and got shot with a missile in the stomach so hard his sixpack flew out and got a hole that would stay there forever (a shrapnel also hit his eye, xd)
by NinjaMaster89 February 27, 2017
Get the David Amug. David is a really hot dude. He knows how to fix anything. But has a lot of secrets that you probably will never know. He is a genius with all forms of technology and has a wild imagination. If you know a David, love him
David is hot
by David’s lover September 15, 2020
Get the Davidmug. A collective pile of shit in a designated area on the ground, usually in the corner, made up of the shit from all the people in an orgy when they had to poop.
by SavageSmack November 15, 2016
Get the David's Goliathmug. A mild form of hyperthyroidism (likely caused by down-regulation of T3 receptors in the brain and hence, high thyroxine tolerance and subsequent increased TRH and TSH) that doesn't harm metabolism or cause damage to peripheral organ systems, but however causes the the affected individual to display high cold tolerance, twitching, irritability, slight mental challenge, hyperactive disorder and other effects which have not yet been fully researched.
(Not fully proven, but research is currently being conducted to confirm the impact of David Syndrome on mental development. It is believed that it causes damage to the central nervous system, particularly the basal ganglia, thus leading to do symptoms resembling Tourette's with an early onset in life and a late onset of Alzheimer's, dementia and Parkinson's)
(Not fully proven, but research is currently being conducted to confirm the impact of David Syndrome on mental development. It is believed that it causes damage to the central nervous system, particularly the basal ganglia, thus leading to do symptoms resembling Tourette's with an early onset in life and a late onset of Alzheimer's, dementia and Parkinson's)
Bystander: Why is that weird twitching guy being such a dick?
Doctor: Please forgive him, he's just suffering from David syndrome.
Doctor: Please forgive him, he's just suffering from David syndrome.
by gay, pantyman, May 17, 2016
Get the David Syndromemug. David is a man that will always have one foot in your heart and one foot out the door. A David is not lazy and will always go out of their way to help others. He has a clean home and his car always looks nice. The only issue with David is that he will not ever commit to one woman in his life. He may tell you that he will commit to you but a David has wandering ways and will not hesitate to act . Only date a David if you understand the risks and are willing to live that out.
by MissPotato39 January 21, 2023
Get the Davidmug.