by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 15, 2025
Get the Valve <<<Steam>>> Is Own By David Styles, Legallymug. the kind of guy who has to starve himself to have a sixpack. all he ever talks about is how big his muscles are. he has an ugly ass birthmark on his chin. he thinks he's going to be a lottery pick in both the nba and nfl. but we all know that if he does get on a team he'll go down as an undrafted free agent that the team only picks up to fill the roster in. after games he'll party hard, but no one will know who he is and when the team is getting high on cap space they'll have to let him go. although it's not a huge loss, his wife will leave him with his 3 kids, DeShawn, MarShawn, and Bill. he'll then try acting and book his first gig as an extra on a show that gets cancelled after it's second episode because it's very garbage.
David: ma i just got drafted
David 3 years later: ma i just got accepted into the plummers association!
David 3 years later: ma i just got accepted into the plummers association!
by i.hate.guners July 6, 2019
Get the Davidmug. by Pine3061 October 4, 2021
Get the Davidmug. by Hy-Ching April 25, 2014
Get the david bovgaymug. David has a big dick
by BotsRBetter March 12, 2022
Get the Davidmug. When there’s no good words for a woman’s thing (ie, pussy is gross, cunt is weird, vagina is too formal) so you refer too it as a David
by RAWRRRRRRRXD March 20, 2025
Get the Davidmug. Davide è il ragazzo migliore che potessi mai trovare. Il suo passato da stronzo lo ha portato a non mostrare i suoi sentimenti ma se trova una persona di cui si fida ciecamente potrebbe raccontargli quello che ha passato. Vuole mostrarsi forte davanti agli altri ma se troverà una persona che lo ama per davvero con tutto il suo cuore allora diventerà un vero amore. Davide ha molti amici e si diverte, vive la vitae se ha un obbiettivo lo raggiunge. E' testardo e non ha paura di dire in faccia quello che pensa. Se trova la persona giusta farebbe di tutto per lei/lui.
by i'madreamer November 22, 2021
Get the davidemug.