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Universal bitch

"She seems ok..."
"Uh what?! She's a universal bitch."
by Megaconda January 11, 2021
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University of Michigan

Umich

Great school more known for its graduate schools and programs rather than undergrad. LSA is a joke to get into, Ross is all about connections, and engineering is the only valid school. Majority of the student body is pretentious and stupid, only 15% of their undgrad student body will get a job while the other 85% will cry about how they’re a public Ivy. In reality they’re one level above Michigan State University. University of Michigan is the loser competing in a league below them, once they punch up to literally any other t20 school they go back to crying about being a public Ivy. Always trying to brag about being a University of Michigan student or alum. In other words, the embodiment of the kid who peaked in high school.
Hey Gus, did you know that I went to University of Michigan. Specifically Ross business school! I know I’m so overqualified since I went to a public Ivy.

Hey Andrew, no one cares about where you went to school. And big deal 80% of this firm either went to MSU, Umich, or an Ivy for business school. You’re not special.
by Slicrick14 June 16, 2022
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Angel Jose Robles Holding Onto A Choke Of A Lifetime For The Universe (Bachlut's Electrical Synergy)
by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 1, 2025
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The Universals

A Chad server which is not a clan and has nearly all clans in it.

Wars be happening every fuckin day in there.
Hey are you in the Universals?
No, what is it?
STFU YOU STUPID MF WHO TF DOESNT KNOW THE UNIVERSALS. IM GONNA FUCKING OTAX YOU YOU PIECE OF SHI*
by -HA-otaxer- May 25, 2021
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Galgotia's University

It's the experience and idea of a rich private colleges that end with 4 block of buildings and few small grounds with jaat and gujjar foks physically fighting along. Period
I failed to get government college due to my bad grades, that's why I moved to galgotia's University to show off it's novelty among others outside foks
by theBIGRed_16 January 8, 2024
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Steven Universe

The world's most elaborate 'Your mom' joke
Person 1: Have you seen Steven Universe?
Person 2: Yeah I just got up to the episode about his mom
Person 1: You're gonna have to be more specific
by Porky Fish October 4, 2023
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