Universal Child-Care

Oh wow! The woman thinks all of the tax dollars should go to WOMEN AND THE MEN THEY'RE FUCKING! That's where the tax dollars should go guys! To her. And then we pay for them to have periods. And then we pay them to not fuck us. And then we shut up and die. That's REAL compassion. That's what compassion looks like.

Hym "Oh, yeah, my money should go to women who don't fuck. That'd what equality looks like. That's called being equal. Everyone pays for you. You do whatever you want. And anyone who has a problem with it is silence and FORCED TO DO IT AGAINST THEIR WILL. Sounds familiar. Universal Child-care everybody."

by Hym Iam February 26, 2024

The Biggest Douche In The universe

An award given to someone who acts like a total assholes or total fool of themselves. Someone who is a total douche and did something really incredibly scandalous and is a phony.

Dan Schneider

Dan Schneider: I write kids sitcoms
Random kid: I heard about you
Dan Schneider: yay! you have and nice feet you have girly
Random kid: You're creeping me out and I'm nominating you for the biggest douche in the universe award
Dan Schneider: I am not a douche
Kid 2: Yes, you are
Dan Schneider: nuh uh
Kids: yes Yes you are the biggest douche in the universe and you just been nominated

by LordWeathermort March 17, 2024

national throw a furry out of the universe day

just throw the bitchhhh

Its national throw a furry out of the universe day! *grabs a furry and loses all hair and become one punch man and throw them out of the universe*

by anonymous March 18, 2024

skill based university

a university that aligns with what group 7 of BM section-B (XLRI JSR Batch'25) envisions to see

"papa mera admission ek asli skill based university mein hogaya"

by itsmechins March 21, 2024

universal payment

When your buddy needs a solid so he offers beer as a form of compensation in exchange for labor.

Hey man, I need help working on my car, you in?
Sure, what's in it for me?

Universal Payment as always.

by 360blazeit March 24, 2024

phd from fumble university

When a guy or a girl gives you THE CLEAREST SIGNS that they are interested in you however you still mess it up.

Guy 1: "So bro this girl ive been talking to for a while asked me if she can come to my place for the night cause it's 'very late in the night' and she lives 'far away'. I said no cause I have to get home for my curfew and I called her an Uber."

Guy 2: "bro tomorrow's your graduation, you just earned a phd from fumble university."

by A Boeing 737 MAX 8 March 26, 2024

Mortal Combat Universe

A backronym for MCU (Marvel Cinematic Universe), humorously referring to the overwhelming amount of violence in Marvel's latest movie "Deadpool" compared to pre-existing MCU releases.

With all the violence and crude humor in 'Deadpool', I joked that we’ve entered the Mortal Combat Universe—who knew Marvel could get this wild?

by Emotional Cruiser September 22, 2025