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Floor beer

(n) An unfinished beer left on the floor of a garage or house. This beer is taken from the fridge to give the illusion you can keep up with your friends when you really can’t. Also see Archer Butler.
Picked up Archers floor beers again this morning.
by Floorbeer May 29, 2019
mugGet the Floor beermug.

Beer Up

(verb) : To, just before or upon entering a venue or party, place several (three or more) cans of beer into ones cargo pockets, hoodie pockets, jacket flaps, socks, shoes, or any other almost-concealed location on ones purpose, for the purpose of then drinking or distributing the several beers without having to return to a beering-up station.
Dodgers @ Oracle tonight? It's time to pre-game and Beer Up!

We look so out of place in this ritzy hotel elevator right now, all beered up and such. You've got four Mich's in your hunting jacket alone right now and two of them are open.
by Skeeterskoob707 August 16, 2022
mugGet the Beer Upmug.

beer lackey

When someone fetches you a nice cold brewski.
Aye bro get me a natty light.
Alright man I got you.
Ha, beer lackey.
by Gifmonsta12 April 7, 2015
mugGet the beer lackeymug.

clayton beers

A super tall ginger man who is believed to be Vikingly Irish in origin. Known to drink coffee from any glass, no mugs needed. Also, is known to frequent elementary schools to sniff little boys bicycle seats.

Usually used in Derogatory way. This is the N-Word to white people.
Clayton Beers - A Tall bicycle sniffer who likes clean counter tops and rent paid on time.

That man is being a real "Clayton Beers" Eww gross!
by Sandynutz January 5, 2019
mugGet the clayton beersmug.

Beer Can Mike

Offical traed mrkl of DOGECAN HELL YAeh.! Beer can Mike is a hermit. Berr can Miek eats cox n bolz. Mike's beer can is about as big as a beer can. Beercan Mike recycles. Good for him. #belikemike
Person 1: "Well I was headed over to beer can Mike and Cody's today."
Person 2: "Does he was some of my beer cans?"
Person 1: "Probably."
by Beer Can Mike August 15, 2021
mugGet the Beer Can Mikemug.

Poolard beer

A polar bear type person who is an overweight alcoholic. Typically a lazy, yet cool to hangout with.
My buddy Josh is such a poolard beer
by Jake larda September 13, 2021
mugGet the Poolard beermug.

Bag a beer

Pour a beer into a plastic sandwich bag, seal it, and then bite off the corner and suck down the beer. Similar to a beer bong, but out of a plastic bag.
Hey do you want to bag a beer later?
by Beefboyz April 29, 2024
mugGet the Bag a beermug.

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