picking a pig amongst the cows

Picking the most attractive person from a group of munters

Tom: are there any hotties?
Gary: it's like picking a pig amongst the cows

by fizzleg July 12, 2017

daddy pig

He is large juicy pork chops

person:do you know daddy pig
me:yea I ate him last week for supper

by big turtle November 1, 2022

pig in a blanket

used to refer to describe someone who is being impaled from the rectum by a colossal penis to the point that the tip reaches the other end of the person.

"Tyrones dick was so big that Caleb became a Pig In a Blanket"

by garfieldbabycakes June 26, 2025

Mississippi fuck pig

This term refers to a type of female commonly found at a Waffle House or dennys these “women” often try to have sex with truckers, Amazon drivers, and even garbage men going in for an early morning bite before the morning trash pickup

I got herpes from a Mississippi fuck pig

by Hankhill69 December 14, 2022

The Flying Bell Pig

When a man gets head and nuts on a towel, then throws that towel onto the face of another person in the room or the one perfoming felatio.

Chris gave The Flying Bell Pig to Frank who was asleep on the couch.

by Boogs September 17, 2008

full porky pig

Absolutely no clothes on

The kids were running around in full porky pig mode.

by mooseandpebs August 26, 2017

Fat Pig

The penis of a man who doesn't want to make it known he his talking about his penis.

"Leave my fat pig alone!"

by Mysterious Frying Pan June 18, 2018