Florida Speed Bump 

A manatee. They are hard to spot in the water, and a motorboat driving over it can injure or kill the manatee if the blades are moving fast enough. Because manatees are threatened, Florida laws typically require boats to drive slower in rivers and coastal areas to protect the manatees, should you drive over one with a motorboat.

“And if you look to your left, you can see a manatee grazing near the shore, or as we like to call them, Florida speed bumps… Yeah, I know it’s a dark joke”

Florida Speed Bump by greglinsanity June 14, 2022

suburban speedbump 

when a high schooler is given a klonopin that was not prescribed to them

"I gave out all my klonopin to the kids on the party bus on the way to prom. It was literally a suburban speedbump."

suburban speedbump by kjc-ftw June 17, 2022

Free speech pervert

Free speech perverts are cool people who advocate for free speech.

A: I think your sense of entitlement is a bit nonsense.
B: I’m hurt that you called my opinion nonsense, I’ll ban the word nonsense in the dictionary! It harms me!
A: It’s my right to free speech.
B: You free speech pervert!

Free speech pervert by God A4 July 10, 2022

Free speech pervert

A very cool person who advocates for free speech.

A: I think your sense of entitlement is a bit nonsense.
B: You hurt me by calling my opinion nonsense, I’ll ban the word nonsense in the dictionary! It harms me!
A: It’s my right to free speech.
B: You free speech pervert!

Free speech pervert by God A4 July 10, 2022

Pussy Speed 

The rate at which a cat like creature preys based on kilometers per second in search for meat.

The cheetah attacked the antelope at ferocious pussy speed

Pussy Speed by Pussy Speed August 2, 2022

I speel god 

it was created when "johnPlayz the best gamer pro really famous good" accidentally said "I speel god" instead of I spell good.

Hey Bro, I speel god, do you speel god?

I speel god by LegendBoattt September 1, 2022

High speed projectile Launcher 

Not a gun, unless you make it a gun, don't add gunpowder, you eat that, big slingshot, it's anything but a gun!

Stanger: hey kids, do you want a high speed projectile launcher?

Kids: yeah!

High speed projectile Launcher by The TRUE waynesboro tn redneck October 6, 2022