Sam

A premium product with a spectacular jawline.

"my Sam has an amazing jawline"

by HyperSeagull December 3, 2019

Sam

The fruitiest, palest, skinniest mfs you'll ever meet, if you can get passed his fucking attitude

K: "Hey man do you want Sam to come over?"

Casper: "nah fuck that nigga."

by Itsmeidkwhotho June 22, 2022

Pick on Sam Kaiser day

April 19 and so on, you pick on idiots name Sam Kaiser.

Pick on Sam Kaiser day

Hey Sam fuck you!
You smell like shit Sam.
Why you so hairy Sam?

by Guy with a huge bag April 19, 2021

sam

a boy or girl who happpens to have a big ass cock

oh fam that boy had a sam

by pee pee man August 10, 2019

Sam Kaminsky

Sam Kaminsky is a girl that thinks she has big tits... when really they the size of a half skittle.

Person 1: “Yo Sam Kaminsky over there thinks she’s huugggeee.”
Person 2: “But ur tits are only the half a size of a skittle.”

by Skittle_titties May 27, 2019

Sam

THe whitest shit you will ever meet

Sam is a white asshole

by PRIKERERRER May 28, 2019

Sam

A Dusty Roommate

My Roommate is such a Sam.

by NOTME May 1, 2015