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Coochie Punch

Coochie punch is the action where you fist a woman with your hand lubed in vaseline
{chad} hey dude i just coochie punched {kira}
{jake} yooo did u use the vaseline lube
by xyko1 February 9, 2021
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k punch

"Dude, my man got him with a K Punch, first hit."
by Kpunch January 24, 2017
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Shotgun punch

The act of punching a shotgun bullet that is considered a projectile and not hitscan to receive any benefits you receive from parrying a bullet.
If you want to be optimal you have to Shotgun punch.
I was making fun of this blue GoPro with 13 cents, it was funny till' it Shotgun punched a shell right up my ass.
by equACHOO-,sorry its equinox February 8, 2023
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Gopher punch

The act of repeatedly punching a prolapsed anus back into place with the strength of a thousand dying suns
Robbie:Dude my asshole fell out!
Wyatt: Relax and bite your wallet. I'll gopher punch it back in.
by SHAZAAAM9970 July 21, 2018
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captain punch

The act of where you defecate on top of a girl's chest while she is sleeping or unaware and then punching the feces.
I Captain Punched my girlfriend after we had sex.
by xoyoungz November 19, 2007
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Punch the Fairy

After a long day at work nothing beats using a brand new vibrator to punch the fairy
by Killer Chimera Queen April 14, 2019
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Ball Punch

when a women gets mad and threatens to amputate your ball sack
man - men are better than women
women - be careful what you say, I will ball punch you
by Ball Punch May 24, 2018
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