Financial Fair Play

Established by UEFA to prevent football clubs from spending more than they actually earn.
**Does not apply to Manchester City

"That is the only thing that disturbs. My opinion about FFP (Financial Fair Play) doesn't change, like my opinion on VAR."
- Jose Mourinho

by a dude, not a dudette July 15, 2020

Financial Fair Play

Something that Manchester City totally hasn’t breached 115 times

We have 115 Financial fair play charges!!!
Stfu they don’t matter

by fordashy is gay June 28, 2023

Eye Play

It’s a sexual act in which the Male shoves his cock into the Female (or another male)’s eyelid and cums.

Man, I heard Kevin got kinky with Abby last night. They did eye play.

by Aaronthechief February 07, 2018

eye play

N: When two people get up in each other's face and placing their eyelashes or eyeballs against each other's and move them around.

"I saw a mother in a game of eye play with her toddler son."

by Purple Gurl February 09, 2015

dimension play

creating realities for people in their head while giving different visual signals as proof for the separate dimension

" We created a new dimension play to work with."

by itoccuredtome June 10, 2022

Men Who Play Flutes

Men who play flutes are ghey. Most of them like humongous dicks up their ass

See that LG over there. I bet he’s a part of Men Who Play Flutes

by DaBoiDatMadeDisDefiniton September 22, 2020

Playing in your ass

Used when you are just playing. This can be said after telling a friend a joke or when messing around with someone.

You can also use:
-Fondling in your ass
-Twiddling in your ass

This is not meant to be taken literally.

Me: I took a pregnancy test this morning.... it was positive.
You:.....
Me: I'm just playing in your ass.

by raleighnative March 11, 2024