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David

David has huge penis, smells good,mega sex lord eats chicken and likes to punch his friends
Vilela:i am so autistic

David: I'm a david
by Obama47vilelagay February 5, 2020
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David Sunflower Seeds

David Sunflower Seeds, also known as DAVID Seeds, is a brand of roasted and salted sunflower seeds produced by ConAgra Foods in the United States.
t all began in 1926 inside a small grocery store in Fresno, California, where David Sunflower Seeds were roasted and seasoned with quality ingredients.
by Wendysfg August 25, 2023
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david and heidi

“wanna add me back on snap now maybe”.“yeah whats ur snap again” david and heidi are idiots.
by justletmemakemyaccount March 21, 2021
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David

David, he’s sweet chatting and everything I or we all could want. He’s all of our wishes in human form.
?- damn have you seen David?

?- yeah he’s so sweet, just so charming!
by iscream. December 27, 2022
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Brad-todd Liam David Smith

This is the homie, the legend, the man himself. This frat bro always acts drunk, and pulls no girls. You can rely on him to always accidentally insult you, or maybe not an accident. Terrible at math yet is the only one who actually pays attention. His friend Chad is the goat, this is who you actually want to hang with. If you ever come across Brad-todd Liam David Smith, run as fast as you can in the opposite direction.
Yo Brad-todd Liam David Smith, what’s your math grade?

Idk man but Chad’s is higher.
by hiitsurmomhere May 28, 2022
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David

Dude istg I fucking hate anyone named David. They are dumb and ugly and dumb. They never have anything productive to commit to society. Usually waster of time to talk to. Avoid David’s at all costs, and Dave’s when possible.
Guy 1: “Dude look at that tard over there
Guy 2: “DUDE DONT EVEN LOOK AT THAT MONGA HES A DAVID”
by Brother.Pudge2012 July 11, 2025
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David

david always plays video games, when he sees someone judging by the sneakers.he doesn't come out very much but he keeps a lot with his friends.listen to music and is energetic.very funny and listen to the problems of others.we can say it's the definition of style.
person 1:Wanna go out?
David:Nah im good i just got a new game!
by Al Player November 21, 2021
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