format war

Refers to a repetitive series of hot-headed and destructive actions whereby two or more people seethingly format a computer-disk or other media-storage device over and over to erase the previous user's files because each person either dislikes/disapproves of the content that the other users are storing on it, or each person selfishly/arrogantly feels that his own files are more important/necessary/virtuous than those of any of the device's other users.

I always bring extra floppy disks and/or flash-drives with me --- and clearly label them with my name --- to store my own files when I use the office computer, to hopefully avoid any format wars.

by QuacksO January 7, 2019

War Room

Another term for bathroom. Where men go to wage battles against fierce and violent enemies, both foreign and domestic in nature. Most men who enter the War Room will face trial by fire and trial by pain, but will ultimately emerge victorious.

Person 1: "Hey man you look terrible! Are you alright?"
Person 2: "Yeah bro I'll be ok. Just got done in the War Room and the battle was worse than anticipated but I will be fine."

by DMTex254 April 17, 2022

Rank War

A war that consists of a series of attacks between 2 or more groups. In a rank war any weapon is acceptable, though the most popular weapon of choice are Rank Bombs, filled with fermented unrecognizable items/liquids. Only a few rank wars has happened, for a good reason.

Todd: oh god, did he just start a rank war
Zoe: he freaking did, what do we do?
Dave: RUN GODDAMN IT WHO KNOW WHAT COULD HAPPEN!

by An_endangered_species March 18, 2021

Nut-War

A nut-war is the exact halfway point of a process, investigation, or any other event. This usually replaces the words "In the middle of" and "halfway through"

James: Hey Sam! Do you want some coffee?
Sam: No thanks, I'm in a nut-war with making tea."

Nigel: Have you written all of the names?
Jill: No, but I'm in the nut-war of writing them all down.

by Ramrodai December 30, 2024

Floptropican War of 2023

In 2023, a brutal war committed by Da Boyz to end floptok was started, with the help of Duolingo, Da Boyz thought they ate, but Jiafei and her army ended Da Boyz. Da Boyz, unfortunately, have a country called DaBoyzia

Jiafei: DaBoyzia is dangerous for Floptropicans due to discrimination after the Floptropican War of 2023
CupcakKe: Oh no

by TheYassifacationOfChildren April 14, 2024

Fog of war

The foggy feeling in your head the morning after a night of heavy drinking.

Man I feel dizzy from drinking too much last night, really feeling the fog of war this morning.

by Phantom41889 June 1, 2017

Flame war

A fight fought with farts and a bic lighter

Good god, smells like you two were having a flame war in here

by Deranged Don April 22, 2021