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House Blend

A mix of all of the miscellaneous fluids and solids left after an orgy.
Carl passed out early and was left to deal with the house blend in the morning.
by Potato Crunch May 20, 2018
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House Shit

A collective of both short term and long term goals, tasks, and activities which are performed within the domain, for the benefit of ones personal space and/or shared spaces. This also includes doing nothing at all.

The type of shit that you do at home
On my day off, I thought it would be best to stay home and do some house shit.

"What are you doing?"
"Not much, just here at home doing some house shit"
by z46k December 30, 2023
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watered his house

Jeff got bored and watered his house
by Lilabe July 19, 2019
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Roosters in the hen house

Hey Becky, what are those guys doing here?

Becky: Oh they're just roosters in the hen house
by llameboy July 6, 2018
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Scooby-Doo House

Scooby-Doo House (also known as a Shaggy House) is when two best guy/girl's friends house and one of you stand on the bed, squat over, then proceed to dump a massive shit on the face of the friend while they are laying down on the floor, but right before the shit leaves their ass the friend on the floor scream's RUH-ROH! at the top of their lungs!
"So Fran? want to sleep at my place your yours?"

"We can do this at your house but we gotta make it a Scooby-Doo House."

"Ruh-Roh!"
by Define Deez February 3, 2022
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House Ball

house ball
ˈhau̇s ˌbȯl
noun

1. A pinball term: the ball that drains immediately after being launched, typically going straight down the middle or out an outlane, before the player has any chance to make contact with a flipper. Often compared to a casino “house win,” since the machine effectively keeps the player’s money without providing any meaningful play.

2. Informal: An exaggerated complaint made by a pinball player who insists that house balls occur to them far more often than to anyone else, despite all evidence to the contrary. Usually accompanied by dramatic outbursts, theatrical sighs, or the conviction that the universe is conspiring against them personally.

— house ball, verb
house-balled; house-ball·ing
: to suffer an immediate drain without making contact with the flippers

Etymology:
First known use: mid-20th century pinball arcades, where unlucky plunges were said to be “claimed by the house.” In modern usage, the term has expanded to describe both the event and the theatrical meltdown of certain players who treat every house ball as a cosmic injustice aimed squarely at them.
• “Launched the ball, drained instantly — that’s a house ball.”
• “On older machines, house balls are common and just part of the game.”
• “HOUSE BALL?!? ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!? THIS MACHINE IS RIGGED!!!”
• “That wasn’t a drain, that was a government-sanctioned assassination of my bonus multiplier… HOUSE BALL!!!”
• “Three house balls in a row? Clearly the pinball gods hate me personally and no one else.”
• “You didn’t just get a house ball, bro… you got a deep state conspiracy.”
by GuidoDaPimp September 14, 2025
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shelling house

A removable structure on the deck of a scallop boat used to house deckhand as they shell scallops. It is often removed to re-gear the boat for other types of fishing during the off season. Its needed to keep scallops from freezing in the winter.
The boys in the shelling house either smoke to much or we are on fire.
by ACIDDROPx420HITS March 27, 2023
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