You can’t put a hat on a mouse and call it Abraham Lincoln.

A saying used when you’re trying to disguise one thing as another, and it’s blatantly incomparable.

Bob: I bought the same suit as Brad Pitt so I can look like him!
Tom: Bob, you can’t put a hat on a mouse and call it Abraham Lincoln.

by Beigepuppy01 June 14, 2025

Call the Hotline

A casual but direct way to tell someone that they need to seek help for their mental health

“fr? you need to call the hotline”

by Modu July 2, 2025

call of duty

A series of games that has become a sellout, especially cod mobile.

The last proper call of duty before Activision sold out was world at war. Cod ghosts had a nice campaign but was leaning a bit into the sellout category, as it was too short and not cheap. cod mobile is an absolute sellout. Don’t get me started on the rigged EOMM, stupid mythic weapons and other aspects that make it a sellout.

by glubglubglubglub July 5, 2025

Call of duty black ops 2

Peak gaming

I played Call of duty black ops 2 today

by Kdjdkdnwhsjs July 8, 2025

The Scooby Doo Last Call

When you get kicked out of a bar and yell back into the bar "I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you meddling kids!"

Got so drunk last night I had The Scooby Doo Last Call

by Kaseofherpes July 28, 2025

Alabama Mating Call

When a dude gets so desperate to bust that he headbutts a chick in the bladder just to make her piss, then slurps it up to check if it’s bang o’clock. Inspired by giraffes, who literally do this sht to see if a female’s ovulating.*

“Did you see Kyle at the bar last night?”
“Yeah, he pulled an Alabama Mating Call on that poor girl — spilled her drink then tried to ‘lick it off’ her leg.”
“Jesus Christ.”

by TheHogMan July 29, 2025

.9.El Estrada Discardo Therefore, Call Me Ricardo.9.

.9.El Estrada Discardo Therefore, Call Me Ricardo.9.

.9.El Estrada Discardo Therefore, Call Me Ricardo.9.

by .03.4.3.0.ehayusalulA.3.4.3.0. July 31, 2025