Blow a gasket

It means when you're so angry (or very bitchy) that you blow a gasket or blow up basically. Like bomb from the Angry Birds...
Person 1: Oh Lawd, here we go again, she's gonna blow
Person 2 OH LAWD SHE GON' BLOW A GASKET
Person 3 *growling noises* WHERE'S MY CAKE?!
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Executive Blow Job

When your girl is dressed professionally for work and she gets down to slob knob without removing any of her fancy formal wear. She's giving an Executive Blow Job.
"Dam girl, did you just come out of a million dollar budget meeting? *zzzzzzzzzip* Awww yasssss babygirl, get it! Gimme dat Executive Blow Job! *skeet skeet skeet*"
by WhateverDuntCare February 04, 2018
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blowing fat o's

When taking a hit from a vape you do a certain motion with your mouth releasing the vapour in a O/ring shape usually done by eshays
yesterday i was getting my back blown and blowing fat O's at the same time
by NayGiggers12345 July 15, 2022
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Baltimore Blow Dryer

The act of covering your dick in Old Bay, making her suck it off, and sticking one live crab claw up her ass and making another pinch her tits. You then go to the Chesapeake Bay Bridge and cum off the top.
Homie: Yo stupid you get that Baltimore Blow Dryer from that one girl?
Me: Hell yeah dummy! That shi was fire. My dick still burn.
by Yur Dummy May 09, 2024
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blow crime

Black-on-white violent crime.
Surprisingly, blow crimes have nothing to do with oral sex.
by Lucian T. Skeptic November 26, 2022
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Snow and Blow

When you do a line of cocaine off of a man’s genitals and give him a blow job afterwards.
That night, I got the snow and blow from a random girl I met in Vegas.
by Trichomonas July 02, 2021
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Rick blowed

When you are blowed beyond all comprehension. Super stoned
Eric: I'm fried
Trevor: Yeah, I'm Facked
Nick: Bro, I'm blowed beyond all comprehention
Connor: Rick blowed
Eric, Nick, Trevor: Daaamn
by twitter:connor.jewett October 21, 2016
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