rim job

The act of treating a coffee cup, belonging to someone other than yourself, to a swipe of the dick around the rim, both sides. This makes the act of drinking from the cup like putting your cock in the coffee drinker's mouth.

Rector told me to get him another cup of coffee. I ain't his bitch, so I gave it a rim job.

by message_tied_to_a_brick July 26, 2004

skin job

The sexual act of gouche rubbing set at a grueling pace. A variation of the scissor, often used by lesbians. See scissor and gouche for further detail

My gouche is so chaffed from that skin job last night.

by BobbyRobertss March 12, 2009

summer job

The description of an extremely sucky, lame person. A summer job can easily kill the mood of any cool situation simply with their presence.

That dude Jeff just got here, it's about to get real lame. He's a total summer job

by drewboy2 January 20, 2009

Beak Job

The worst style of hand job given by a girl who looks like Mr. Ed to four friends. The style of the hand job is the fingers going down facing the body in a motion that resembles the beak of a bird.

Damn, Caitlin gives a mean beak job, unfortunately she also did it to three of my friends.

by BEAKJOB August 17, 2010

knob job

when you have surgery on your cock

he went to the doctors for a knob job

"OMG, i got a small knob, i need a knob job"

by knobbly July 17, 2006

Vagger job

instead of it being a woman sucking a dick its simply a man licking a vagina and smothering his face into it pleasuring a woman forever and making her love you.☺

mark : man i want to vagger job her so bad she look gorgous

dan: i done it she has quite the vagina

mark: daaaaayumn

by Pwnage333 July 16, 2009

crab job

when you eat your mate's crabs.

1. i crab jobb'ed that chick like she was a seafood buffet!

2. Oh yeah, she used to have crabs, but i gave her a really long crab job and now she's clean.

by aronf13 January 17, 2010