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ghosting bitch

Somebody who has ghosted you more then one time without reason
"dude stacy is such a ghosting bitch, this is the 2nd time this year"
"yeah fuck her dude shes nothing but a Alabama hot pocket"
by i-was-bored December 13, 2021
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Ghost Dicking

The act of mentally twisting af persons mind, aka fucking it
"I totally ghost dicking that girl bro"
by Ghostmind5 May 31, 2019
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Ghosting

The act of giving or receiving a hand job under the sheets. The erect penis will resemble a ghost.
Friend: “My girlfriend was ghosting me all day.”

Me: Doesn’t your cock get tired after too long?

Friend: What?
by JuicyWienerMan February 22, 2021
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Ghosted

When you talk to someone long enough to get to know them, then they completely shut you out without warning.
Kyle and I talked for almost 2 weeks and he ghosted me!

He asked me out then ghosted me. I haven’t heard from him in 4 days!
by Mikayla🧱🧱 June 5, 2021
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Ghost Feed

When a connection is said to be present; but is clearly missing.
John spent the entire weekend trying to fix a Ghost Feed, when all he had to do was reset his router.
by ReaverW October 21, 2010
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Wifi Money Ghost

A young person typically between the ages of 18-22 who amassed a large amount of wealth through the internet anonymously in a very quick fashion. Wifi money ghosts report feeling empty inside and extreme loneliness due to not being able to relate to their peers and not being able to go through the typical human cycle of struggle. This, combined with the fact that they have no real adult responsibilities or things to worry about drives them to near insanity. The nature of money and human greed leads them to not be able to talk to anyone about their true struggles. All of these factors combined sends them into an extreme negative spiral. It is the exact task of the wifi money ghost to escape this extreme negative spiral, thus restoring the karmic balances and proving to God he is worthy. For this negative spiral was his struggle.
Wait you made 7 figures off of crypto?
Yea
Dude you're only 18 wtf I'd kill to be in your position

Idk, I always feel empty inside, I also have zero friends. Just don't know what to do with my life
Bro you're a wifi money ghost
by 0xRage September 26, 2023
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Shrouded Ghost

The Shrouded Ghost does not exist. Anyone who has claimed to see it is a paid actor
by Aubergine Dave July 26, 2021
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