Cunt Twirler

A person who gets all the chicks, and lots of vagg! Is also good at eating a girl out!

you - Jeeze dude you're such a cunt twirler!
me - why thank you!

by Epic Time June 3, 2009

flying cunt

Flying cunt is used to demonstrate how little you care about something

I don't give a flying cunt
No one gives a flying cunt

by Cuntoholic August 7, 2014

fat cunt

when a 10-year-old is being an absolute dick head in Fortnite. You call them a "fat cunt".

Bro get a life you fat cunt

by fatcunt6.9 March 27, 2022

Bragging Cunt

when your best pal is SO proud of being cunty to you he brags about it after

After Carl made fun of Finnegan for being bald he exclaimed "wow I got you good I'm like SO awesome at this" to which Finnegan replied "wow you're like a special breed of Bragging Cunt"

by Uncle Joosie June 24, 2019

Cunt Fro

An especially hairy cunt whose hairs happen to have the appearance of an afro. Often found on the cunts of african american women that do not shave but also common on jewish women and even the occasional white girl.

Yo Mayne this bitch last night had the worst cunt fro id eva seen. I told her to go back to da crib and shave dat shit.

by sckier92 November 4, 2008

Cunt-stable

northern english slang (or coloquialism) for a junior Police Constable. The emphasis being on the DISTINCT PAUSE between the first and latter syablles. This is primarily used in the presence of the Police in order to be subversive anjdor rude without being so outrageous as to arrested.

Evening Cunt-Stable how can I help you.

Cunt-Stable, someone has stolen my car, can you help?
Cunt-Stable, have you the time?

by cuntufckstable November 5, 2009

Sad Cunt

Generally sits on the internet role playing. Often uses words like 'noob' or 'I pown'. Likes to build video game maps and loves a good internet conspiracy. More than often call themselves Remix. Can't get there point over at all in real life. A total geek leech.

Dixoft:- Right, tonight I'm going to be someone else on the internet.

Neutral person:- LoL! Hey, that's great.

Dixoft:- Damn straight you noob, then I'm going to dream on myspace n stuff.

Neutral Person:- You sure know how to live it up. Crikey.

Dixoft:- Just hang on noob, I ain't finished yet. I'm gonna argue with someone on a forum after that and get my point across.

Neutral Person:- Lorks, and this accomplishes you what? LoL?

Dixoft:- Don't argue with me, I am king of the internet jungle me.

Neutral Person:- Hey that's great you sad cunt. Gotta go and live real life mate, see you around no doubt.

by oooheesscaryonthenethim September 25, 2010