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Blow me

A way to say to someone to make you a blowjob.
You 36year old bald headed fag blow me ~ Eminem / without me
by Mavendit November 22, 2021
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blow job nation

ITS GREEN IT HAS TO BE GREEN FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
by Cra_zzy0 August 10, 2023
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blow-puss

when someone offers a girl a blow job on her pussy
wash: ‘Do you want a blow-puss?’

Spirited: ‘Sure why not
by sSpiritedPanda October 3, 2018
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Human Blow Pop

When having a threesome with at least one small individual and stick your fist up there ass, lift them up, and allow the other person to suck them dry.
I gave Jeremy a human blow pop with Mike!
by DumbFxck April 23, 2024
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Mormon blow job

When a person rests their dick on another person's tongue while lying down and jiggles their penis by giggling. Also known as a John Smith.
Oh yeah, I got a Mormon blow job last night while watching Veggie Tales - I laughed so hard I came all over her face!

Jane only John Smiths me, it's too bad she won't let me watch cat fails while doing it... I'd blow such a load if a rat started chasing a cat around.
by humdrumcumfun6669 March 24, 2023
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Blow-patch

It has no definition really,
just a derogatory term a guitar player came up with eight years ago.

Great substitute for douche bag
by Dr. Blow-Patch March 6, 2009
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cold blow

when someone says your opinion is not true or they diss it
why would you cold blow my paper like that
by k9zeus January 26, 2016
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