go suck a hairy one

Referring to giving oral to a hairy penis, typically said as an insult or said after an embarrassing joke.
Jeff: "You pull no girls, Jason."
Jason: "Go suck a hairy one.
by 9Daggers July 27, 2023
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suck on deez nuts baby

*moaning noises* ash baby suck ON them- aaah I'm about to cum😩
by taesrealwife🤨 September 12, 2021
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taint sucking ball junkie

This a vulgar expression to describe a guy that loses unconditionally in fifa. He chooses to whine and repeatedly say "sir?" when he feels the game is unfair.
Brenden: Sir! thats a foul. This is ridonculous

Blake: your such a taint sucking ball junkie
by Fag Black man November 24, 2008
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Suck your mom's tits

A comeback to say if bitches complain about you. Put childish people in their place and let them know you're not having it if they can't accept what you're wearing, what you like, etc.
Person 1: You don't eat pie on Thanksgiving? You're lame as fuck!
Person 2: Suck your mom's tits if you can't accept that.
by Ausllyology January 18, 2019
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Suck My Nigga Hoe

Druken Rambelings of a crazy Indian kid (CHECK HIS SHOES!)

Pretty sure he get's told this quite often..hey..somthing has to pay for the drug habit.

Not sure what it means, but sure as hell deserves a No-Homo.
Nishad: "Suck My Nigga Hoe"
by Nishad's Mom March 27, 2004
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Sucking on your own dick

1. Excessive talking and admiration of your own point of view that you really don’t listen to, or try to really understand, a word someone of a different point of view is saying.
2. Not listening to someone, but going on and on about your opinion and pursuits after they’ve told you they’re not interested, they don’t care, or they don’t know.
1. Jerk: “This character sure flies into a murderous rage when called to account for his politicization of every topic, doesn't he? I'll not let his, and his far-left ilk, continue to use this tactic of ‘fire and run’ anymore. These Anti-Liberty leftists are ready for battle when someone calls them on their obvious bullshit. It won't be good for them, in the end.
Oh...and I love how this poor, put-upon liberal snowflake, threw-in how my comment about his political rant about our environment was "Racist!"
Racist??? Hahahaha. How does this boob think that I'm the one trying to make him look bad, when this fool does it soooo well himself. Does he really think that anyone would take ANY OF HIS INPUT seriously after such a victim statement like that?
TRY HARDER… please…”

Other guy: “Hahahaha...you know, I was just wondering when you were going to stop sucking on your own dick and actually try and understand what I’m really saying!”

2. Girl finally getting a word in, after listening to a guy go on and on about his ex-girlfriend who happens to be her friend, and how his ex is a slut for dumping him, not realizing it’s his own damn fault she dumped him.

Jerk:
blah, blah, blah, blah…bitch…
blah, blah, blah, blah…slut
blah blah, blah, blah,…whore…”

Girl:
“You know, I was just thinking to myself, how long you were going to go on sucking on your own dick?”
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Sucking the life out of me

These awful so called "people" are sucking the life out of life out of me with their constant sound, and physical abuse.
I didn't know how bad life could be for me until I met Lindy, and her family then targeted me to harass me to no end, they literally sucking the life out of me by virtual reality and abusive targeting. It's been a wreck for each of my family members for 8 long years.
by Furmanski February 14, 2019
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