traffic sandwich 

A sandwich that you’d pack for long drives or road-trips that usually have an ungodly amount of traffic. Best situation for sandwiches, y’know?

*In a car, probably in traffic.*
Mom: “Do you want a traffic sandwich?”

Me: “..What?”
Mom:”You know, a sandwich that you’d eat during traffic.”

traffic sandwich by sarvy June 30, 2023

Stanchion sandwich

When you hit the perfect shot with a football (soccer) and it wedges itself in the top left or top right in the goal net support (stanchion). 70s/80s/90s term as typically goal stanchions don't really exist any more.

These days: top bins; but the ball was wedged in the upright to be retrieved manually.

I smashed a volley into the top right and got a stanchion sandwich.

Stanchion sandwich by The_names_have_been_changed July 31, 2023

Ham sandwich

A sandwich that is made out of turkey from the newest animal named a haminal witch is a ham

That looked like a good ham sandwich

Ham sandwich by Emily’s new animal August 6, 2023

World Sandwich 

When you have a friend on the opposite side of the world and you two place a slice of bread in the ground

American friend: yo let's make a world sandwich

Indonesian friend: sure why not

*Both put a slice of bread in the floor*

World Sandwich by Fennecperson August 13, 2023

World Sandwich 

When you have a friend on the opposite side of the world and you two place a slice of bread on the ground

Friend on Brazil: yo let's make a world sandwich

Friend in Japan: sure why not

*Both put a slice of bread in the floor*

World Sandwich by Fennecperson August 13, 2023

Air Sandwich 

The act of uncontrollably moving the mouth after excessive amounts of cocaine

Hey Tom, your air sandwich is getting out of control over there.

Wow look at the air sandwich on that guy.

Air Sandwich by I’m a auditard August 18, 2023

Karen Sandwich

Benefitting from public investments made in the past, while preventing similar public investments being made for others in the future.

Karen: "I just don't understand why we need to expand the city's old sewer infrastructure, we never used to have capacity issues when I moved here."
Person: "So you didn't pay for the infrastructure built before you came here?"
Karen: "No, it was already here and it worked just fine! I shouldn't have to pay for something I don't need!"
Person: "You are creating a Karen Sandwich, and all that will be left in the future is a pile of shit."

Karen Sandwich by Fuck You From The Future August 24, 2023