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Bachelor Run

A large paintball gauntlet consisting of “friends” shooting at you. Has nothing to do with getting married.
Jack: hey, did you hear Dewey just did a bachelor run
Victor: yeah, that must’ve hurt.
Jack: yeah at least he’s not getting married
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Running of the Bears

A far-less known event that takes place each July in an undisclosed place and region, where humanity's worst converge in one place to commit unjustifiable acts for their "Master."
GABE: Have you heard about what our leaders do over there in Bohemian Grove? I saw online just the other day that they engage in the Running of the Bears.
JACK: That's interesting! What's that about?
GABE: You don't wanna know, buddy.
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run the skid

When you are wiping your butt crack and the toilet paper you are using tears and your finger, usually the middle index, swipes through the ripped toilet paper and touched your anus directly
I had to wash my hands thoroughly today because I was pooped and accidentally run the skid.
by Noob Jake October 4, 2019
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Fap and Run

A "Fap and run" is similar to a "Hit and run", but you don't hit, you just spray while quickly make your way. This act is highly debated as a theoretical act of a man in front of a situation that is, in a same mesure,equally exciting and frightening.
"Dude did you saw that hoe form the ring... She scares me... - Yeah same, but that booty is fap material, don't know if I should fap or run... -Why not both !"

"I'm so much into guys in uniforms chasing me... -Police ! Stay where your are! Hey What the... Central, we've got a fap and run, suspect is fapping and running"
by AxeInDaFace December 6, 2017
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Beta-Run

A series of runs conducted for the purpose of finding the best routes in a city
Are you joining the Beta-Run ?
by Beta runner December 8, 2023
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toilet run

A strategy or speedrun that succeeds, but only by unconventional means, or that comes very close to ending multiple times.
Holy shit! How did he pull that off?
I know right? That was a real toilet run.
by phlogchamp September 11, 2021
mugGet the toilet runmug.

Sport Run

A form of running that helps one go faster; typically looks different then your normal run
Omg!!! Look at them sport run, they are so fast!!
by Kent A. Meters September 3, 2022
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