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punching the salad bar

The act of giving a throatjob creampie to a vegan/vegetarian, essentially providing the 'dressing' to their 'salad bar'.
After a few shots of tequila, Jane, a vegan, got her salad bar punched by Bob. Bob is known for punching the salad bar.
by batht May 16, 2018
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Punch it like Bob

"When reality gets in the way of pretentious bull-shit, but you still want to push your agenda in".
Some bloke down-under didn't like much about his heritage being brought up when he wants to show that he's something else altogether. When questioned, the angry old bloke offered a punch to the person who asked. So let this be known forever as punch it like Bob.
Guy 1: Oh yah, punch it like Bob, mate!
Guy 2: Who are you cheering?
Guy1: Nah, I'm looking at that guy over there. He's sitting in the business class with an economy tickets and shouting at the cabin crew for asking him to leave.
Guy 2: Maybe his seat is next to the toilet.
by FallenV August 29, 2025
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national punch Izzy

National punch Izzy day is when

You punch an Izzy on September 15th
Hi Izzy!

What do you want?


Ow!!
What was that for?
It’s NATIONAL PUNCH IZZY DAY! :D
by Girlie for shurlie September 14, 2022
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Mom-Punch

To Mom-punch is to nag, micro-manage, and generally tear away the spirit of a holiday or special occasion.

Your friends and class-mates can Mom-Punch your achievements by telling you technical aspects of your accolades that make it less good
For example, after opening gifts on Christmas, mom says to kids: “it’s time for breakfast, then have to have a shower and get you clothes on. And oh! You have to get all this mess cleaned up!” “You just Mom-punched Christmas! Can’t we play with our toys?”

Or after you finished beating your very best time in a Cross-Fit workout, your buddy Mom-punches your record by telling you the the pushups were kind of wrong.

Mom-punch
by Lyrinosis April 22, 2018
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Sucker Punch

sucker punch is when you hit someone as hard as you can while they are not looking hoping they fall to the ground so you can stomp or beat they ass because you scared of fighting them head on in a real fight where they will beat your ass. and most commonly its about a girl who won't be with this guy until he fucks them up because this girl hates the guy because he won't be with her. and it makes me mad that these guys always only go after the men and don't do nothing to these women who always sitting it up and getting away with it and do this evil shit non stop to so many good men
you sucker punch me, you good as dead in the fight i have no respect for cowards or bitches who too scared to fight like a man when you got the nerve to start the fight anyway
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national punch your sister day

National punch your sister day is every February 20th, where you can punch your sister all day long
by Alyankees12 February 20, 2023
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Stumble-Punch

Whilst attempting to bitch slap another man a guy trips and inadvertently punches them instead.

The first confirmed stumble-punch was performed August 5 upon one Kurt Krippendorf.
Zach: mumble mumble mumble... *stumble-punches Kurt*

Kurt: Dude' what the fuck?!

Zach: mumble mumble mumble...
by Johny Girth August 6, 2010
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