Cutest person

L, my wife

L is the cutest person to ever be alive.

They are so cute and adorable :))

by Ls wife June 25, 2021

Cool person

Someone who listens to NF.

You don't many people who listen to NF.

Only a cool person does it.

by BlackBalloons March 25, 2022

Person Pi

Due to being an irrational number, Person π is irrational, everyone that doesn't have a regular number in them is either irrational or not irrational at all

Person i: I'm back to destroy the average Urban Dictionary user's brain to make them make definitions of words composed of things about sex!
Person Pi: 3.1415926535897932384626433832795028...
Person i: They have already done that themselves apparently...
Person e: 2.718281828459045…
Person i: CAN YOU GUYS SHUT THE F-
Person ɸ: They can't, they're too dumb

by Dalmut Brothers September 8, 2024

ten second person

Workplace slang for a loose cannon, often used to discreetly signal a red flag in a consort of interest. Usually a broken person displaying bipolar and/or manic tendencies. So called because they'll switch up on you in ten seconds or less.

Tom: "Bro... someone said you were dating your client Gina."
Greg: "What?! Yeah, imagine that. Me, dating a ten second person."

by hypnomatic November 24, 2023

tiny person

A person of the tiny nature

When I was a tiny person like you..

by malumas.lawyer November 23, 2022

Personal Space

the physical space immediately surrounding someone, into which any encroachment feels threatening to or uncomfortable for them.

Dan and Phil don't have personal space.

by Shadadedadum July 5, 2017

Person 35

A person that's intrigued by the death of Person 21 and yearns to determine whether he's really dead or not. Later realizes that he is indeed dead but has currently found out about Person 21-B which seems to still be alive but on his deathbed.

Person 35: Tell me... Was he a good man
Person 21-B: H.. He.. wa.. was...
Person 35: He was?
Person 21-B:--------------------------------------------------------
Person 35: I swear I'll kill him..

by Person Zeygaz November 14, 2025