ninja card

Being tested for HIV and coming back positive. "Drawing the ninja card."

nick: "Hey, SHELLEY, did you get those tests results back?"

SHELLEY: "Yeah... I drew the ninja card."

AZ: "All bets are off, you got the death sentence!"

nick: "Oh, I'm so sorry! Life gets more complicated now!"

by John Q. Public, Esq. September 25, 2009

Gay Ninja Star

An inefficient sex position in which 5 people of the same sex attempt to grind their genitals together.

"Oh my god, I don't even know why Gay Ninja Star is a thing. It's just a mess of legs!"

by GayGreenGamer August 25, 2016

Ninja

The name of a person who likes to suck fat dick. He thinks he's "the shit" but in reality he is a piece of shit, many people hate him no matter what he does.

Person 1: "Did you hear what GoldenNinja just said?"
Person 2: "Ew, yeah he is such a dumbass, he can go suck a fat one."

by YoshiKingYolo April 18, 2019

Ninja

he is the ultimate gamer!

the other day i watched Ninja my role model play some fortnite!

by Noah Ghanem October 8, 2020

Ninja Bojo

Coolest ninja ever and whoever says otherwise is dumb

Did you heard about Ninja Bojo,he is so sigma and W aura

by Meeneil Cashytoes July 21, 2024

Ninja Cowgirl

When a girl gives you some dirty mummy wraps.

"Bro, she totally gave me the ninja cowgirl, and now I have the Pharaoh's curse."

by Deputy Mayor McCheese September 15, 2022

Fruit ninja

A gay Japanese man or women

Jimmy Chang is a fruit ninja

by Bigbrrrr September 4, 2021