Ninja Constrictors

Ninja constrictors are invisible ninjas that respond to thoughts and do only one person's bidding. Every time you kill one 2.35 appear in it's place. They are all around all the time, but they always spring behind you when you look for them.

Be careful what you think when you are around them, because they might respond even if you don't want them to.

*thought* Fuck Conan O'Brien, why is he so tall?
*Ninja Constrictors get busy ;) *

by theninjamaster January 2, 2010

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Ninja Bojo

Coolest ninja ever and whoever says otherwise is dumb

Did you heard about Ninja Bojo,he is so sigma and W aura

by Meeneil Cashytoes July 21, 2024

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ninja moon

When the moon hides half its face like a ninja.

Jenna: Are you ready for the ninja moon tonight?
Niki: Yessssssss.

by ninj&ninj February 26, 2011

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Ninja

fortnite streamer that dies of ligma

ninja died of ligma
ok and

by Nou123456 June 30, 2021

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dutch ninja

Similar to Japanese Ninjas, but significantly better as they’ve never been found or documented. Recent leaks from their networks show that if you know anyone who goes by “Josh”, chances are they’re a sleeper agent.

Person A: Have you heard of the dutch ninjas?
Person B: The Dutch don’t have ninjas…

by tomarswego January 7, 2025

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