see your life

Please review your life.
Take a moment and think about how we got here.
What series of decisions brought us here.
You need to change your way of thinking to get out of this one.

Jane: Imagine my sugar daddy abandoned me in the club when his wife called him.
Janes friend : Jane, see your life

by smoking_acez September 22, 2017

life is like rice

Life Is hard

Don't judge people, umuntu, you are a person, they are a person, I'm a person, we're all persons ,don't judge it Because life is like rice

by Druggie Z April 26, 2023

sad nigga life

When you have become so unbelievably depressed that you no longer need sad nigga hours because every hour of your day (or life) has become sad you have now reached sad nigga life (pinky promise)

Dude you good you never talk anymore. Don’t worry bro I pinky promise I’m all good it’s just that sad nigga life I’ll make it

by iamJES February 16, 2018

apple pie life

That ideal life everyone wants; family, a nice house - all that jazz.

Person 1: my life is shit
Person 2: we can't all have that apple pie life

by kebabmuncher July 6, 2016

Discord Circle of Life

When you make online friends on discord, talk to them like you're never going to lose them, but end up drifting apart and finding new discord friends.

Man, I haven't talked to John in a while. Must be the discord circle of life again. It was fun while it lasted.

by verynotme June 21, 2020

Life Vest Omega

Nick is trying to be funny

“Nick why are you wearing the life vest omega”

by Shnutty Guy August 28, 2021

emo life span

About 18 years

Dave: I've never seen an emo pensioner, I wonder why?
Bob: that's because they all hang themselve before the age of 18. That's an average emo life span

by Kellin.quinns.eyelash June 21, 2017