Facebook Tequila

When you receive multiple friend requests on Facebook of people wanting a “sexual shot” with you.

“I woke up to like 20 Facebook Tequila Shots this morning”.

Facebook Tequila by SuzieSays November 30, 2020

Facebook formal 

When you no longer see a person irl but you're still friends on Facebook and might even occasionally interact.

Person 1: "I saw Sarah today, did you go to her babyshower?"
Person 2: "Sarah from high school? No we're Facebook formal, I saw pictures though."

Facebook formal by Pomme de terre December 3, 2020

Facebook Cocksleeve

A person who is a dick, but only chimes in on Facebook when another dick initiates it first.

“It seems that John is always Jimmy’s Facebook Cocksleeve.”

Facebook Cocksleeve by Kooterkat January 2, 2021

Facebook Cocksleeve

A person who lacks the skill, knowledge, or self confidence to argue a point on their own, but who will comment if they have one or more people on their side who have commented first.

John always seems to be Jimmy’s Facebook Cocksleeve

Facebook Cocksleeve by Kooterkat January 3, 2021

Facebook grenade

A post on Facebook that is controversial and provokes a powerful response. You make the post, then wait for the proverbial explosion.

I have a controversial opinion on who is the greatest badminton player of all time, and wanted to start a discussion, so I dropped a Facebook grenade and waited for people to tell me why I was wrong.

Facebook grenade by AcesWild212 January 7, 2021

Facebook envy 

A feeling of intense jealousy that sweeps over you once you find your friends’ lives are way more fun than yours.

"Those who feel Facebook envy dress up their timelines to make others envious."
"How do you know that?"
"Research shows Facebook envy leads to 'envy spirals'."

Facebook envy by sandyzombie April 28, 2021

Facebook Picture 

A picture generally posted by a middle age woman. Usually it will have at least 5 different fonts, a character sticker, a religious undertone (or very obvious overtone), maybe a pun, and usually old out of date memes.

"I can't believe your aunt posted that! It's such a Facebook picture!"
"Yeah, the three different fonts and the picture of snoopy really tie it together."

Facebook Picture by Mocah May 21, 2021