fat cunt

when a 10-year-old is being an absolute dick head in Fortnite. You call them a "fat cunt".

Bro get a life you fat cunt

by fatcunt6.9 March 27, 2022

Cunt Twirler

A person who gets all the chicks, and lots of vagg! Is also good at eating a girl out!

you - Jeeze dude you're such a cunt twirler!
me - why thank you!

by Epic Time June 3, 2009

flying cunt

Flying cunt is used to demonstrate how little you care about something

I don't give a flying cunt
No one gives a flying cunt

by Cuntoholic August 7, 2014

cunt says no

An expression of disapproval from a female in relation to a suggested sexual partner.

ETYMOLOGY: From "computer says no", which is a commonly repeated quote on the television series Little Britain.

"He's very nice, but I just can't go there... cunt says no!"

by Bonhilda September 28, 2009

Vintage Cunt

A phrase used to describe something that is especially funny or notable.

Unofficially invented by Lj and Webb in '06.

Lj: Anthony is a pedo
Webb: Vintage Cunt!

by Tom Habel 2 October 27, 2008

Cunt-stable

northern english slang (or coloquialism) for a junior Police Constable. The emphasis being on the DISTINCT PAUSE between the first and latter syablles. This is primarily used in the presence of the Police in order to be subversive anjdor rude without being so outrageous as to arrested.

Evening Cunt-Stable how can I help you.

Cunt-Stable, someone has stolen my car, can you help?
Cunt-Stable, have you the time?

by cuntufckstable November 5, 2009

Sad Cunt

Generally sits on the internet role playing. Often uses words like 'noob' or 'I pown'. Likes to build video game maps and loves a good internet conspiracy. More than often call themselves Remix. Can't get there point over at all in real life. A total geek leech.

Dixoft:- Right, tonight I'm going to be someone else on the internet.

Neutral person:- LoL! Hey, that's great.

Dixoft:- Damn straight you noob, then I'm going to dream on myspace n stuff.

Neutral Person:- You sure know how to live it up. Crikey.

Dixoft:- Just hang on noob, I ain't finished yet. I'm gonna argue with someone on a forum after that and get my point across.

Neutral Person:- Lorks, and this accomplishes you what? LoL?

Dixoft:- Don't argue with me, I am king of the internet jungle me.

Neutral Person:- Hey that's great you sad cunt. Gotta go and live real life mate, see you around no doubt.

by oooheesscaryonthenethim September 25, 2010