Bmw cunt

A driver who is normally a likeable human being until the split second sits behind the wheel of a BMW turning himself or herself turns into a BMW cunt.

I was driving down the road minding my own business when some bmw cunt cut me up.

by Chilliloco September 11, 2016

Bragging Cunt

when your best pal is SO proud of being cunty to you he brags about it after

After Carl made fun of Finnegan for being bald he exclaimed "wow I got you good I'm like SO awesome at this" to which Finnegan replied "wow you're like a special breed of Bragging Cunt"

by Uncle Joosie June 24, 2019

the hunt for cunt

- a phrase meant to be used when one seeks maaad pussy.
(the 3 a's in "mad" are essential)

Person 1: "Hey man, I heard that you're going to Boracay. In case you didn't know, that is THE place to get laid."

Person 2: "Is that so? Well then, The Hunt for Cunt has b e g u n!"

by SinglesNearYou January 5, 2018

cunt swindle

When you think you are getting one thing, and you end up with another (unwanted) thing.

That douche bag cunt swindled us, these aren't real Cubans.

by dengle dingus March 2, 2011

Bilge Cunt

An insult used predominantly by sea-fairing gentlemen to describe someone who is an all-round asshole, generally inept, or someone who has cocked up in epic proportions.

This term is sometime adopted as a colloquial greeting, most commonly used in Australia.

Sailor - "The motor for the anchor is jammed!"
Able Seaman - "Don't worry, I've found the problem; someone left a rag in here."
Sailor - "Some bloody bilge cunt must have been left it there last time the ship was in port for service!"

by FDragon June 15, 2011

fat cunt

when a 10-year-old is being an absolute dick head in Fortnite. You call them a "fat cunt".

Bro get a life you fat cunt

by fatcunt6.9 March 27, 2022

Sad Cunt

Generally sits on the internet role playing. Often uses words like 'noob' or 'I pown'. Likes to build video game maps and loves a good internet conspiracy. More than often call themselves Remix. Can't get there point over at all in real life. A total geek leech.

Dixoft:- Right, tonight I'm going to be someone else on the internet.

Neutral person:- LoL! Hey, that's great.

Dixoft:- Damn straight you noob, then I'm going to dream on myspace n stuff.

Neutral Person:- You sure know how to live it up. Crikey.

Dixoft:- Just hang on noob, I ain't finished yet. I'm gonna argue with someone on a forum after that and get my point across.

Neutral Person:- Lorks, and this accomplishes you what? LoL?

Dixoft:- Don't argue with me, I am king of the internet jungle me.

Neutral Person:- Hey that's great you sad cunt. Gotta go and live real life mate, see you around no doubt.

by oooheesscaryonthenethim September 25, 2010