David

David, he’s sweet chatting and everything I or we all could want. He’s all of our wishes in human form.

?- damn have you seen David?

?- yeah he’s so sweet, just so charming!

by iscream. December 27, 2022

Brad-todd Liam David Smith

This is the homie, the legend, the man himself. This frat bro always acts drunk, and pulls no girls. You can rely on him to always accidentally insult you, or maybe not an accident. Terrible at math yet is the only one who actually pays attention. His friend Chad is the goat, this is who you actually want to hang with. If you ever come across Brad-todd Liam David Smith, run as fast as you can in the opposite direction.

Yo Brad-todd Liam David Smith, what’s your math grade?

Idk man but Chad’s is higher.

by hiitsurmomhere May 28, 2022

david

nominated for broke boy brother of the year
text broke boy david to 911 to nominate him for 2079 best brother of the year

oh boy its broke boy david

by joyhyvck December 17, 2018

David Rysdahl as Donald Hornig

David Rysdahl as Donald Hornig in Oppenheimer; remember when he was in 'The Family?' now he's in something BIG. Making waves in physics and still rockin' the boyish charm.

Example of how it's used in a sentence:

Person 1: Who's the guy looking like he's solving the universe in Oppenheimer?

Person 2: That's David Rysdahl as Donald Hornig, dude! From 'The Family' to atom bombs.

by courtofowls September 4, 2023

David

Going number 2. Passing a bowel movement. Taking a crap, poop, or shit. Pushing a turd through your booty hole sphincter.

I have to go take a David. I feel a David coming on.

by Bigdullytruck31 December 15, 2023

David

The hottest man you'll ever have the pleasure of meeting. He fucks hard and fast and doesn't stop. Truly a ferocious beast in bed.

David touched me sensually while he was late for school

by notnotnotdavid March 23, 2023

David

You don't see them often, but all they know how to do is say their own name.

Person: Hey David!
David: David.

by anonymous May 31, 2022