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University of Michigan

Umich

Great school more known for its graduate schools and programs rather than undergrad. LSA is a joke to get into, Ross is all about connections, and engineering is the only valid school. Majority of the student body is pretentious and stupid, only 15% of their undgrad student body will get a job while the other 85% will cry about how they’re a public Ivy. In reality they’re one level above Michigan State University. University of Michigan is the loser competing in a league below them, once they punch up to literally any other t20 school they go back to crying about being a public Ivy. Always trying to brag about being a University of Michigan student or alum. In other words, the embodiment of the kid who peaked in high school.
Hey Gus, did you know that I went to University of Michigan. Specifically Ross business school! I know I’m so overqualified since I went to a public Ivy.

Hey Andrew, no one cares about where you went to school. And big deal 80% of this firm either went to MSU, Umich, or an Ivy for business school. You’re not special.
by Slicrick14 June 16, 2022
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University of Detroit

A “college” that a bunch of stinky little piss babies go to to get their stinky little piss degrees. Grads from here are know to have the WORST take on anything and everything, and most likely have underlying trauma and or mental illness.
Yo this guy from The University of Detroit told me that medication for mental disorders is dumb and that I’ll feel better if I stop taking my medication and use my brain. What an idiot.
by hon3yb33 October 23, 2022
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Universe

A fandom who love/support PENTAGON (an amazing and underrated kpop group :P)
Universe are so proud of Pentagon
by geo0o July 16, 2020
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universe lofi

universe lofi is a type of lofi coined by yours truly. its kinda hard to explain but it sounds very outer-spacey and usually is used in dreamcore and internetcore edits.
"hey have u listened to vision by HK1000 on souncloud"
"ya its a great universe lofi song"
by ustion February 1, 2022
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Universal Nigga Card

The universally recognized license to say the term "nigga" as a Caucasian and not be royally fucked up by the black community. The one and only active UNC is issued to the legendary rapper Marshall Mathers AKA Eminem.
Bruh, Eminem has the only Universal Nigga Card in the galaxy. He's the only white dude who can say "nigga" freely and not get Timberland stomped. The world must respect Eminem.
by GangstaWee June 2, 2022
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Galgotia's University

It's the experience and idea of a rich private colleges that end with 4 block of buildings and few small grounds with jaat and gujjar foks physically fighting along. Period
I failed to get government college due to my bad grades, that's why I moved to galgotia's University to show off it's novelty among others outside foks
by theBIGRed_16 January 8, 2024
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The Universals

A Chad server which is not a clan and has nearly all clans in it.

Wars be happening every fuckin day in there.
Hey are you in the Universals?
No, what is it?
STFU YOU STUPID MF WHO TF DOESNT KNOW THE UNIVERSALS. IM GONNA FUCKING OTAX YOU YOU PIECE OF SHI*
by -HA-otaxer- May 25, 2021
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