Borderline retarded

A half-human, garden-spud hybrid. Barely considered a person, someone who is borderline retarded is someone who shows every trait of mental retardation in every possible faculty.

Person 1: "She said 'good morning' at 5PM"
Person 2: "'Cause she's borderline retarded"

by Spider647 October 25, 2023

SDR (Sleep Deprivation Retardation)

Juan Wick’s state of Retardation caused by the lack of sleep & carrying around a massive shlong.

“Juan is acting retarded again, his shlong is massive too so he must have SDR (Sleep Deprivation Retardation). That happens from lack of sleep and carrying a massive shooing.”

by SwiftFPS December 01, 2023

Bonsai Retard

A bonsai retard is a retard that is chemically stunted at growth as to make a great fashion accessory.

tom cruis's baby is a bonsai retard

by Ball sack457 October 05, 2009

Retard Variety

The term retard variety is used when a bruh momentum occurs in someone's brain. It results in them having a sped mentality for a short amount of time.

I see you are of the Retard Variety!

Why did you grief my server? You are of the Retard Variety!

by Kumotta. March 31, 2020

Sugar Coated Retard

A tank who calls no cooldowns, relying solely on voice comms to say, "I'm down."

Xadrion is a sugar coated retard.

by blickoo February 28, 2025

Sev is a fat retard

Says shit like, "Ill say N----- if I want to".

Hey, did you know that sev is a fat retard?

by DuckyRoma December 16, 2024

Tareted Retard

A "Tareted Retard" is a person whom is few steps below from being an "Ultimate Retard," if not more.

That guy isn't just stupid, he's a tareted retard!

Whoever designed this must have been taretedly retarded.

What the hell were you thinking? Are you a tareted retard!?

by Gamez_A_Gamin February 08, 2024