When a friend adds one of your friends, and you are the only mutual friend between them, everything that your friend does with the other friend must go through you.
Matt: "Erin wants to meet up Friday, is it alright if I hang with her?"
Sam: "No!"
Matt: "Why?"
Sam: "Facebook first rights!"
Matt: "Aw, fuck you!"
Sam: "No!"
Matt: "Why?"
Sam: "Facebook first rights!"
Matt: "Aw, fuck you!"
by Kip Magnum May 5, 2011
Get the Facebook first rightsmug. Females who generally post status updates relating to how boys are jerks, douches, assholes etc. becuase they break hearts. Ironically they are the ones who go for guys way out of their leauge and ignore the guy who they would be best with.
They are most likely planning world domination and taking all males as slaves.
They are most likely planning world domination and taking all males as slaves.
John Beefcake
"Ugh, more statuses about how guys suck, the Facebook Bitch Cult is taking over!"
Sam Brown
"Guys suck, guys cheat, guys break hearts, guys are players, guys lie"
2 minutes ago
2 people like this
Shaniqua Liqua
"S(he) Be(lie)ve(d)"
6 minutes ago.
6 people like this
"Ugh, more statuses about how guys suck, the Facebook Bitch Cult is taking over!"
Sam Brown
"Guys suck, guys cheat, guys break hearts, guys are players, guys lie"
2 minutes ago
2 people like this
Shaniqua Liqua
"S(he) Be(lie)ve(d)"
6 minutes ago.
6 people like this
by ItzOvErNine9000 August 15, 2011
Get the Facebook Bitch Cultmug. by Joe Mama tah 3rd November 30, 2013
Get the facebook like buttonmug. One is said to have pulled a Failed Facebook Fast, or a tripple F, when the action of refraining from logging on to facebook (facebook fasting) has failed.
Susan was going to be facebook fasting for a week but she pulled a tripple F after a couple of days.
John said he was never going back on facebook, but he was back 1 hour later. Major failed facebook fast.
John said he was never going back on facebook, but he was back 1 hour later. Major failed facebook fast.
by SAphoto November 25, 2009
Get the Failed Facebook Fastmug. The act of staying up to all hours of the night chatting away with your long lost friend, pen pal, or sexting buddy on Facebook. You can talk about your favorite TV show, how much weight you've gained/lost, the massive dump you just took, or which girl's picture you hate the most. But best of all, you can stay up all night talking to someone without actually talking to someone!
Betty: What'd you do last night, Sal? You look rough.
Sal: Oh I just had a facebook slumber party with Tina. We were up until three in the morning just laughing our souls out!
Sal: Oh I just had a facebook slumber party with Tina. We were up until three in the morning just laughing our souls out!
by caiphie887 December 22, 2010
Get the Facebook Slumber Partymug. People who think they are above joining facebook or believe they have better things to do that go on facebook.
Mark: Hey Bill you the only one from from our graduaitng class without a facebook?
Bill: I guess, I'm too cool for facebook
Mark: Whatever...loser
Bill: I guess, I'm too cool for facebook
Mark: Whatever...loser
by top rat April 11, 2010
Get the too cool for facebookmug. When you receive a Facebook friend request from someone who you would rather not be friends with for whatever reason feel obligated to accept, you have been Facebook friend snared.
Crap! I have been Facebook friend snared! I don't like Lisa very much and she has sent me a friend request. I'd ignore it but we have so many friends in common that it would be awkward to ignore her request so I accepted it.
by CLS CU April 7, 2010
Get the Facebook friend snaremug.