Facebook Chat Cheating

This occurs when someone you are talking to on Facebook chat accidentally messages you something intended for someone else.

Me: "Dude I was talking to Stef last night and she said I was good looking for a black guy.."
John: "You're not black..."
Me: "I know... I don't get it.."
John: "A typical example of Facebook Chat Cheating my friend.."
Me: ?
John: "You're not the only one she's talking to ;)"

by Kotnusfreak June 8, 2011

Facebook first rights

When a friend adds one of your friends, and you are the only mutual friend between them, everything that your friend does with the other friend must go through you.

Matt: "Erin wants to meet up Friday, is it alright if I hang with her?"

Sam: "No!"

Matt: "Why?"

Sam: "Facebook first rights!"

Matt: "Aw, fuck you!"

by Kip Magnum May 5, 2011

Failed Facebook Fast

One is said to have pulled a Failed Facebook Fast, or a tripple F, when the action of refraining from logging on to facebook (facebook fasting) has failed.

Susan was going to be facebook fasting for a week but she pulled a tripple F after a couple of days.

John said he was never going back on facebook, but he was back 1 hour later. Major failed facebook fast.

by SAphoto November 25, 2009

Facebook Slumber Party

The act of staying up to all hours of the night chatting away with your long lost friend, pen pal, or sexting buddy on Facebook. You can talk about your favorite TV show, how much weight you've gained/lost, the massive dump you just took, or which girl's picture you hate the most. But best of all, you can stay up all night talking to someone without actually talking to someone!

Betty: What'd you do last night, Sal? You look rough.
Sal: Oh I just had a facebook slumber party with Tina. We were up until three in the morning just laughing our souls out!

by caiphie887 December 22, 2010

facebook like button

An annoying thing that tracks you, and is blue. It also is really annoying.

bob: "I hate that facebook like button"

steve: "Who doesn't?"

by Joe Mama tah 3rd November 30, 2013

too cool for facebook

People who think they are above joining facebook or believe they have better things to do that go on facebook.

Mark: Hey Bill you the only one from from our graduaitng class without a facebook?

Bill: I guess, I'm too cool for facebook

Mark: Whatever...loser

by top rat April 11, 2010

Facebook friend snare

When you receive a Facebook friend request from someone who you would rather not be friends with for whatever reason feel obligated to accept, you have been Facebook friend snared.

Crap! I have been Facebook friend snared! I don't like Lisa very much and she has sent me a friend request. I'd ignore it but we have so many friends in common that it would be awkward to ignore her request so I accepted it.

by CLS CU April 7, 2010