Got David Mendoza-ed

When your significant other smothers you with a pillow.

Fuck man.. Did you hear what happened to Mitch? He got David Mendoza-ed last night.

by David Mendoza69 December 5, 2022

David Jo

David jo is the coolest Asian you will ever meet. He has sexy curly hair and pulls hella bitches and does dumb/funny shit with his best friend Talon

David fucking Jo, It’s David Jo

by Numnut84 December 9, 2019

Pulling a David

When you are caught out of position in a competitive video game and die solo.

Hey guys get the sniper he's pulling a David.

by Victor Blackmarsh May 13, 2024

David

A person who makes up their own definitions of what words mean.

Stop being such a David, that word doesn't mean that at all!

by PurpleMelon81 May 28, 2021

david azoulay

the hottest old man in the whole world

i wish i was as hot as david azoulay

by heyimthehottestdavid November 21, 2021

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by SuelTameOresuTeMato February 25, 2025

Pulling a David

When you are with a freaky girl so you throw her off by doing her missionary style. But afterwards while she is showering you shit in her purse then leave.

1: I tried Pulling a David last night.
2: Did you clasp the purse afterwards?
1: Nah, could not waste the time
2: Then you didn't officially pull a David

by Adm_Twigs October 9, 2020