Mocha ray cookie

A cute af cookie run charcter

Mocha ray cookie is so fucking cute

by Licorice cookie rules February 11, 2022

Cookie Salad

A side dish that consists of every kind of cookie known to mankind mixed with marshmallow whip.

Sister in law: "I brought a cookie salad!" Me: " That's not a salad, that's diabetes".

by HamSandwhich666 December 15, 2017

GingerFred cookies

Not your typical happy faced gingerbread cookie. GingerFred stares back at you with a withering look reminiscent of the mean neighbor across the street who wouldn't let you retrieve an errant baseball from his lawn when you were nine. At a party GingerFred will remain alone on a cookie plate because nobody dares to cross him. If GingerFred were Flat Stanley he would travel the globe terrifying anyone who found him in their mailbox and would leave crumbs behind everywhere he went. If glitter is the herpes of the crafting world, GingerFred crumbs surely are the herpes of the kitchen - they are absolutely everywhere and six months after baking GingerFred cookies you will still find angry crumbs tormenting you from under the stove. You can only wish that when they made GingerFred they broke the mold, yet somehow he appears like clockwork in the bakery every Friday just in time to spoil your weekend.

Your mother asked me to bring dessert for Christmas dinner. I'm going to surprise her with some GingerFred cookies - that'll permanently get me out of Christmas dinner at her house - bet you wish you thought of the idea first.

by le pain d'épice October 14, 2021

Cookie

A Woman's Pussy

Friend: What Does Her Cookie Taste Like?
Me: I Didn't Try Yet

by The Zykx October 3, 2020

COOKY CLOSER

a long winded way of calling a person the derogatory term "faggot", saying this is a inside way of harnessing the LGBTQIA+ community

"aye did you see that guy, what a COOKY CLOSER"
haha yea man

by fagust November 1, 2023

Sprinkled Christmas Cookie

Noun. What you call a woman after a man busts a nut on her face and immediately throws a handful of red and green sprinkles at her thus sticking to the semen icing.

Luckily the baking decorations were nearby when I shot a rope from her forehead to her chin and turned that bitch into a Sprinkled Christmas Cookie.

by BuffaloDP December 21, 2022

Cookie monster

a god cookie monster is the definition of your mom asking if your an endless pit he can eat so many cookies its insane and he is THE BEST sesame street character he's big and blue and he eats cookies

cookie monster is coming pull out the cookies

by because im short May 6, 2022